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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Mar 10, 2015 10:35 am

what good does 1 tooth do you?

Do you think a UNC fan is doing those videos and not a Duke fan?

I know when I did those Gillespie videos, everyone thought I was a UNC fan.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Mar 10, 2015 11:02 am

No telling, but they're pretty funny. Better than the Hitler parodies, b/c you can't help but laugh, what with those guys wheezing and laughing like that, irregardless of whatever it is they're really laughing at. And of course, the teeth (tooth)...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Mar 10, 2015 11:03 am

"what good does 1 tooth do you?"

He could use it to scrape the beans out of a vanilla pod...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Mar 10, 2015 10:11 pm

9 year old is making his case to play for Kentucky

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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Mar 10, 2015 10:24 pm

His crossover is way weak. I could take him.
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Post by innocentbystander » Wed Mar 11, 2015 12:17 am

hedge wrote:I hope you will wait 24 years before returning here...
must be nice drawing BC in the first round, 'eh hedge? If you don't butcher my eagles by 15, the tar heels should hang their heads low
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Mar 11, 2015 8:07 am

I engage with you in internet chatrooms. Nothing else life can deal me could make me hang my head lower than that...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Wed Mar 11, 2015 9:38 am

eCat wrote:9 year old is making his case to play for Kentucky

[youtube]VCqqc9VJALY[/youtube]
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Mar 11, 2015 11:50 am

BC may have caught a break if Meeks is out today.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Mar 11, 2015 1:13 pm

The Donovan rumor has some legs

An interesting rumor is that Crean is done at IU, as well as Grant at Bama - and Bama is considering Crean as a replacement.

If this falls into place, IU is going after Donovan, which has appeal to him being back at a "basketball" school in the midwest.

Sounds like too many moving parts but Crean wanting out of IU (specifically his family wanting him out of IU) has been circulating for 2 weeks with various degrees of support.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Mar 11, 2015 1:31 pm

Crean wanting out of IU because he shit the bed and was in over his head? Any top school considering him needs a med check.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Mar 11, 2015 3:03 pm

If we pick up Crean, I'm done with Bama basketball. I'll just support my other alma mater in basketball.
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Post by aTm » Wed Mar 11, 2015 3:09 pm

Eventually you'll be able to have a drink with IU fans and tell them that your alma maters also fired Mike Davis and Tom Crean.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Mar 11, 2015 3:10 pm

So true...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Mar 11, 2015 3:44 pm

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Post by BigRedMan » Wed Mar 11, 2015 4:04 pm

I would rather have Brad but Billy could work I guess.
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Post by BigRedMan » Wed Mar 11, 2015 4:07 pm

eCat wrote: If this falls into place, IU is going after Donovan, which has appeal to him being back at a "basketball" school in the midwest.
I see what you did there. Don't think that will go without comment. When UK burns to the ground, I will be hear. Waiting.

Not a matter of if, but when.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Mar 11, 2015 4:19 pm

I will be hear two.
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Post by hedge » Wed Mar 11, 2015 4:38 pm

"When UK burns to the ground, I will be hear. Waiting."

"But may God shield and deliver me from the fangs of the Arch-Fiend! No sooner had the reverberation of my blows sunk into silence, than I was answered by a voice from within the tomb! -- by a cry, at first muffled and broken, like the sobbing of a child, and then quickly swelling into one long, loud, and continuous scream, utterly anomalous and inhuman -- a howl -- a wailing shriek, half of horror and half of triumph, such as might have arisen only out of hell, conjointly from the throats of the dammed in their agony and of the demons that exult in the damnation."
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Mar 11, 2015 6:19 pm

I'm watching ESPN storied right now about Nolan Richardson. Lots of good stuff.

I never knew he played at Texas Western and graduated the year before their national championship year.

He started building some good teams at Arkansas. The year before Corliss Williamson, Arkansas was the #2 team in the nation at one point behind Tarks killer UNLV team.

UNLV came into Arkansas for a #2 versus #1 matchup and Arkansas got blown out. At one point Larry Johnson went by the Arkansas bench and told Richardson "You better go get you some men"

That's crazy sized balls to say that to the coach of the #2 team in the nation on his own court.

But as a result, Richardson put the 40 minutes of hell team together that just tore everyone a new ass.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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