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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Wed Mar 04, 2015 12:09 am

Towns pushes off to get open to start every possession should be called

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Mar 04, 2015 12:10 am

LOL
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Wed Mar 04, 2015 12:13 am

twin gets long rebound with 50 second left spins takes 3 steps no travel man oh man

they will have trouble in the tourney if they dotn get SEC refs

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Post by eCat » Wed Mar 04, 2015 12:19 am

This game was good for Towns - I bet he moved close to Okafor in the #1 race
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by crotch » Wed Mar 04, 2015 4:21 am

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Mar 04, 2015 9:54 am

It's got to be gratifying (or something) to the UK fans in here that goldie is no longer even commenting on UNC games, and is now doing the play by play on UK games. He care more about UK losing than UNC winning....
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Post by eCat » Wed Mar 04, 2015 10:18 am

gratifying is not the word I'd use
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Mar 04, 2015 10:39 am

Or something...
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Post by hedge » Wed Mar 04, 2015 10:41 am

Actually, I can't let this go. What word would be appropriate here? From a Carolina fan's perspective, "disgusting" would work. But what about from a UK fan's perspective?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Mar 04, 2015 10:43 am

This passage from Poe comes to mind for some reason:

"On one of the staircases, I met the physician of the family. His countenance, I thought, wore a mingled expression of low cunning and perplexity. He accosted me with trepidation and passed on."

Just to get into the spirit of this thing, take a moment right now and try to turn your face into an expression of low cunning and perplexity. Try it out on some of your co-workers...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Mar 04, 2015 10:44 am

I'm thinking the Bell's palsey would help in this endeavor...
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Post by eCat » Wed Mar 04, 2015 10:46 am

burden
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Mar 04, 2015 10:59 am

Or, as Crotch would say, burthen...
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Post by crotch » Wed Mar 04, 2015 12:54 pm

:roll:

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Post by crotch » Wed Mar 04, 2015 12:55 pm

Somewhere Booby Knight is throwing another chair.....

http://kentuckysportsradio.com/basketba ... asketball/

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Mar 04, 2015 1:09 pm

I loved seeing that a few minutes ago
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Wed Mar 04, 2015 1:11 pm

Some basketball players at other schools can take fake classes and have others do their work for them so they won't have to get up and walk to class in the rain.....

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Post by DooKSucks » Wed Mar 04, 2015 2:38 pm

crotch wrote:Some basketball players at other schools can take fake classes and have others do their work for them so they won't have to get up and walk to class in the rain.....
Two years ago, that might have been funny.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Mar 04, 2015 3:05 pm

It's still funny now. Especially if you picture him posting in a pink Polo with the collar up.

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