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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Feb 20, 2015 10:35 am

eCat wrote:yea I'm disappointed to see that too

I promised my daughter I'd take her to see The Kingsman soon

I enjoyed it, but it is a bit silly, over-the-top, with tons of violence.

They also blow Obama's head off.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Fri Feb 20, 2015 10:44 am

the reviews are not kind

http://www.metacritic.com/movie/hot-tub-time-machine-2
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Feb 20, 2015 10:57 am

The 1st one sucked. Somehow it developed a cult following on cable so they made another.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Bklyn » Fri Feb 20, 2015 11:13 am

The NY Daily News review may be funnier than the movie itself, if the returns are true:
This version of the time machine is more powerful — it’s made me go back and hate the original.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Fri Feb 20, 2015 2:59 pm

Kudos for use of "returns" in that context...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by bluetick » Fri Feb 20, 2015 5:01 pm

Whiplash would be my choice for best movie. Jazz music boot camp...Full Metal Juliard
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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Feb 20, 2015 5:51 pm

Gotta see Whiplash.
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Post by Bklyn » Fri Feb 20, 2015 6:27 pm

So you saw Hot Tub Time Machine before an Oscar nominated film...and you get on me for liking Beck? Tsk.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Feb 20, 2015 9:23 pm

Who? Me? I have not seen Hot Tub.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Bklyn » Sat Feb 21, 2015 12:23 am

Oh yeah, that's right. I crossed that with Kingsmen. My bad.
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Post by Saint » Sat Feb 21, 2015 2:03 am

Whiplash is the one with Schillinger from Oz getting an Oscar nomination?
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by bluetick » Sat Feb 21, 2015 9:01 am

Saint wrote:Whiplash is the one with Schillinger from Oz getting an Oscar nomination?
Correct.

When the movie abruptly ends, you are left sitting in the dark thinking "holy shit, that was amazing." Guaranteed.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Sat Feb 21, 2015 9:51 am

Kinda like catching a set of Coltrane or Bird at a small jazz club back in the day?
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Sun Feb 22, 2015 10:05 am

I only read in a glance about the death of a writer from Parks and Rec named Harris Wittel, but then I read Aziz Ansair talking about him and I wish I could hang out with people this funny.



also I wish I had the balls to do something like this

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and he also appeared in the show

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by bluetick » Sun Feb 22, 2015 10:08 am

hedge wrote:Kinda like catching a set of Coltrane or Bird at a small jazz club back in the day?
I wish I knew what that was like. Blue Train in the den with all the comforts is pretty good though.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Cletus » Sun Feb 22, 2015 11:09 am

eCat wrote:I only read in a glance about the death of a writer from Parks and Rec named Harris Wittel, but then I read Aziz Ansair talking about him and I wish I could hang out with people this funny.



also I wish I had the balls to do something like this

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and he also appeared in the show

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His podcast Analyze Phish was hilarious. I highly recommend it.Though, the best episode, the one where they went to a show at MSG, is not quite as funny in light of his heroin OD. The shit they did and talked about was extremely reminiscent of some Panic shows we saw back when we were really into that scene. It makes me very thankful that none of us got into opiates but I had a couple guys in my group who probably were on their way if we'd kept up the pace.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Mon Feb 23, 2015 5:50 pm

These have been out 7 years and I'm just seeing them now?

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Feb 23, 2015 10:31 pm

That's what happens when you live in a bunker.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Feb 23, 2015 10:32 pm

er, I mean Milford
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Saint » Tue Feb 24, 2015 12:49 am

Shit I read here is as funny as that. Bagels shaped like pussy holes sounds like it came straight from the Rat playbook. That shit ain't that hard, as Rat will attest. Just say what's on your mind.
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