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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Thu Feb 19, 2015 9:02 am

I think you have to go to twitter and then search for Norm MacDonald
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Post by hedge » Thu Feb 19, 2015 9:16 am

I found it...
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Post by AlabamAlum » Thu Feb 19, 2015 9:17 am

I'll alert the media.
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Post by hedge » Thu Feb 19, 2015 9:29 am

You wouldn't believe how handy this google thing is...
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Post by Dave23 » Thu Feb 19, 2015 10:16 am

Eddie Murphy doing a Bill Cosby video daily double in the category 'Potent Potables' would have been epic...
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Post by Bklyn » Thu Feb 19, 2015 10:26 am

...and no way they were going to be able to convince Keenan to do it.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Feb 19, 2015 10:26 am

They still did the joke though.
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Post by eCat » Thu Feb 19, 2015 11:53 am

I was hoping he'd do James Brown Celebrity Hot Tub Party with real celebrities.
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Post by Bklyn » Thu Feb 19, 2015 1:46 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:They still did the joke though.
They did? How did the sketch end? I don't know why I'm drawing a blank on it.
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Post by crashcourse » Thu Feb 19, 2015 2:03 pm

burt norm mcdolad reynolds wearing a floopy cowboy hat walking over to trebek --kind of ended with a wimper after connery did another category choice in his own unique way
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Post by eCat » Thu Feb 19, 2015 2:06 pm

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Jungle Rat wrote:They still did the joke though.
They did? How did the sketch end? I don't know why I'm drawing a blank on it.

I think when Thompson showed up at Cosby, Trebek cut him off and apologized to the audience - at least that's how I remember it
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by crashcourse » Thu Feb 19, 2015 2:10 pm

i dont even think they did final jeopardy
keenyn did show up in a cosby sweater

i liked the obit part with lovett bein shown foollowed by ;late word general franciso franco was still dead

californians was ok
akroyd was funny
weekend update could have been better
martin and bill murrya were ok
mccartney sounded horrible
not sure what kanye was thinking
the documentry was weak
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Feb 19, 2015 2:21 pm

http://m.nydailynews.com/entertainment/ ... 6629#bmb=1

7:50 mark
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Post by eCat » Thu Feb 19, 2015 2:22 pm

F. Lee Bailey told the jury today that we may never know the last words of Ron Goldman. I bet those words are "Hey, you're O.J. Simpson!" (The joke that got Norm fired)

The skit that inspired Celebrity Jeopardy

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Post by hedge » Thu Feb 19, 2015 2:33 pm

"akroyd was funny"

Even better when the blender malfunctioned when he stuffed more fish in at the end. The beauty of live television...

I guess they could've gone with a reprise of the Julia Child bleeding to death skit, but the Bass-o-matic was also a classic...
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Post by Dr. Nostron » Thu Feb 19, 2015 3:52 pm

I loved Victoria Jackson back in the day.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Feb 20, 2015 10:08 am

Hottub Time Machine 2 is clocking in at 13% on Rotten Tomatoes right now. Which, for me, means I'll wait to cable.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Bklyn » Fri Feb 20, 2015 10:16 am

That's shocking because the clips were hilarious. What was the original rated?
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Fri Feb 20, 2015 10:28 am

yea I'm disappointed to see that too

I promised my daughter I'd take her to see The Kingsman soon
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Feb 20, 2015 10:34 am

New one at 13% http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/hot_tub_time_machine_2/

Old one at 63% http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/hot_tub ... =Hot%20tub
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