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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Feb 18, 2015 5:51 pm

He better.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Feb 19, 2015 6:16 pm

OK. For the past few months Jeff Ruby has been calling me asking me to sing at one of his restaurants. We go way back to the early 90s when I was in The Websters. He loved me. Even offered me a personal contract when i decided to leave. I turned down 52k at the age of 25 because I was spent. What he doesn't know is that I can't sing anymore like I did back then, 20 years ago. Smoking takes its toll. He has a vision of me doing Crooner stuff. Sinatra, Harry Connick, Tom Jones. 3 days a week. Same 1k a week. He's a great business man and knows his shit but I think I'm gonna pass. Nice being remembered though.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crotch » Thu Feb 19, 2015 6:52 pm

Rat a singer?? Yeah, right........I'm sure Rat and this guy have a lot in common..

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Thu Feb 19, 2015 7:02 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:OK. For the past few months Jeff Ruby has been calling me asking me to sing at one of his restaurants. We go way back to the early 90s when I was in The Websters. He loved me. Even offered me a personal contract when i decided to leave. I turned down 52k at the age of 25 because I was spent. What he doesn't know is that I can't sing anymore like I did back then, 20 years ago. Smoking takes its toll. He has a vision of me doing Crooner stuff. Sinatra, Harry Connick, Tom Jones. 3 days a week. Same 1k a week. He's a great business man and knows his shit but I think I'm gonna pass. Nice being remembered though.
that's cool - hate that you can't play on your talent anymore though
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Thu Feb 19, 2015 8:49 pm

Sinatra, Sammy and Deano all smoked like chimneys. Quit making excuses and get your ass out there...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Thu Feb 19, 2015 9:28 pm

It probably wasn't the smoking as much as not using the instrument.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Johnette's Daddy » Thu Feb 19, 2015 10:12 pm

Bklyn wrote:It probably wasn't the smoking as much as not using the instrument.
Sinatra had a voice coach. Even with the booze and the cigs, he took care of his instrument.
During a press conference later, O'Mara was asked if he had any advice for Zimmerman, and he answered, "Pay me."

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Thu Feb 19, 2015 10:16 pm

Yep
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Thu Feb 19, 2015 11:41 pm

Are we really mentioning Rat's "instrument" in the same breath with Sinatra?

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Feb 20, 2015 6:13 am

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Jungle Rat wrote:OK. For the past few months Jeff Ruby has been calling me asking me to sing at one of his restaurants. We go way back to the early 90s when I was in The Websters. He loved me. Even offered me a personal contract when i decided to leave. I turned down 52k at the age of 25 because I was spent. What he doesn't know is that I can't sing anymore like I did back then, 20 years ago. Smoking takes its toll. He has a vision of me doing Crooner stuff. Sinatra, Harry Connick, Tom Jones. 3 days a week. Same 1k a week. He's a great business man and knows his shit but I think I'm gonna pass. Nice being remembered though.
that's cool - hate that you can't play on your talent anymore though
Thanks. I'm not a night owl anyway. Can't remember the last time I was up past 11.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crotch » Thu Feb 26, 2015 1:34 pm

This pic was supposedly taken on Rt 6 on Cape Cod.. I know that area has had a tremendous amount of snow but doubt if they have this much..

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Cletus » Thu Feb 26, 2015 1:44 pm

When did they start driving on the left side of the road on Cape Cod?

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Thu Feb 26, 2015 2:42 pm

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Feb 26, 2015 3:49 pm

Cletus wrote:When did they start driving on the left side of the road on Cape Cod?
Probably to avoid running over people

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Fri Feb 27, 2015 10:58 am

I guess I'll be the one to start this ish here...what color is this dress?

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Feb 27, 2015 11:30 am

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Fri Feb 27, 2015 1:20 pm

Fascinating. Just checked here and it looks different to me by far now than it did this morning (was white, now blue)
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Re: Uncle Bud

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Feb 27, 2015 2:07 pm

Dumbest thing ever.

(besides goldie of course)

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