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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Mon Feb 09, 2015 11:41 am

Wake up. Watch cartoons. Go outside to shoot my neighbor with my bb gun in a game of war or beat his ass in basketball. Then I would come inside, turn on WRAL, eat lunch, watch basketball, play outside some more before dinner and then watch the night game.
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Post by hedge » Mon Feb 09, 2015 12:40 pm

I didn't realize the video feed reached Dudley back in those days...
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Post by DooKSucks » Mon Feb 09, 2015 12:54 pm

hedge wrote:I didn't realize the video feed reached Dudley back in those days...
I lived on the other side of the highway. We had a Goldsboro address, fool.
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Post by hedge » Mon Feb 09, 2015 1:05 pm

Don't be ashamed of your Dutley roots...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Feb 09, 2015 1:48 pm

So many factoids (that's for you, Brook) coming out now about Dean Smith. For instance, I never knew he was credited with coming up with the phrase "Gas, ass or grass: Nobody rides for free"...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crashcourse » Mon Feb 09, 2015 2:35 pm

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Mon Feb 09, 2015 3:20 pm

Dean would never use the word factoid. Don't sully his axioms with your pointless additions in advance.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Feb 09, 2015 3:38 pm

Dean died many years ago. Slow sports day?

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Post by hedge » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:11 pm

"Dean would never use the word factoid."

Not even properly?
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Post by aTm » Mon Feb 09, 2015 5:15 pm

I learned from the UNC play by play man or somebody that Dean Smith thought that one should never use the word "crucial" when referring to sports and those two dumbasses on sportscenter ate that shit up and even apologized for having used it in the past or some shit. Christ.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Mon Feb 09, 2015 7:12 pm

hedge wrote:"Dean would never use the word factoid."

Not even properly?
Touche.
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Post by hedge » Mon Feb 09, 2015 8:22 pm

I wonder what Dean's beef was with the use of "crucial" in terms of sports? Was it something to do with the crucifixion of christ? Sometimes one has to overlook obvious flaws such as these in ones heroes...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Mon Feb 09, 2015 8:25 pm

It was something like "a basketball game is important, but like life man is crucial. When my daughter was in the hospital, that was crucial!" and how he hated to hear that word on the "sports shows" or some such nonsense.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Feb 09, 2015 8:30 pm

Factoid: The word 'crucial' comes from the Latin 'crucius' ...means 'whale's vagina'
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Feb 09, 2015 9:40 pm

its a silent g
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Saint » Mon Feb 09, 2015 11:07 pm

Silent G would be a good name for a rapper and by rapper, I mean Kanye West

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Tue Feb 10, 2015 9:34 pm

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Tue Feb 10, 2015 10:03 pm

Roseanne's daughter always had a potty mouth.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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