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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by TheBigMook » Mon Jul 04, 2011 4:31 pm

Amateur.
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I see that hot chick got away with killing her kid. Is she single?
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Post by Bklyn » Wed Jul 06, 2011 4:18 am

Wait until the after party pics get published on TMZ.
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Post by eCat » Wed Jul 06, 2011 8:29 am

its occurred to me after going to the doctor yesterday that I am now in the dreaded "men in your age group" stage of my life where the conversations with the doctor aren't about injuries but are now about preventative medicine.

She dropped the "men in your age group" line on me twice yesterday

both of them were about cancer.

I'll say this - I was stupid about not taking prilosec until recently. That shit is a game changer. I had given up pizza, spaghetti, ribs and bacon.

Now I can eat anything. Also, I can go out and get shitfaced and not have a bad stomach the next day. but of course the real benefit is not having my esophagus all scarred up and pre-cancerous.

its kind of a catch 22 - without prilosec, my cholesterol was ok - not great but within the old 1995 era limits. Fuck you wanna have us anorexic government standards of 2011 - anyways, now that I don't have to watch what I eat, my triglycerides were high.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Jul 06, 2011 8:34 am

Yeah, just wait until you're a "4th grouper": you know, where they put various ages in groups like, (1) 18-26 (2) 27-35 (3) 36-44 (4) 45-53 (5) 54 and up

Pretty much, it's saying you're one group away from wearing Depends, drinking Boost, and yelling at kids to get off your lawn.
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Post by eCat » Wed Jul 06, 2011 8:35 am

in two months I'm category 4
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:19 am

In a bit more than two years, I am a 5th grouper.
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Post by eCat » Wed Jul 06, 2011 10:29 am

thats funny

he is absolutely right, when the doctor was talking about my options with my ACL, I was in the category of "well you could live with it"

I had a torn fucking ACL and the doctor is like putting me out to pasture with it.

Turns out he was wrong anyways
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by sardis » Wed Jul 06, 2011 11:00 am

Tomorrow will be my first "thorough" physical ever. It's no big deal, right?
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Jul 06, 2011 11:12 am

Yeah. It's no big deal.
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Post by hedge » Wed Jul 06, 2011 11:18 am

Next stop: Graveyard...
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Post by aTm » Wed Jul 06, 2011 11:34 am

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Post by hedge » Wed Jul 06, 2011 11:41 am

In his 20's and in his cups...
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Post by BigRedMan » Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:14 pm

sardis wrote:Tomorrow will be my first "thorough" physical ever. It's no big deal, right?
If you feel two hands on your shoulders while getting the prostate exam, you have been raped.

Just giving you a heads up on that just in case.
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Post by DooKSucks » Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:47 pm

26...27 in November...
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by sardis » Wed Jul 06, 2011 2:00 pm

BigRedMan wrote:
sardis wrote:Tomorrow will be my first "thorough" physical ever. It's no big deal, right?
If you feel two hands on your shoulders while getting the prostate exam, you have been raped.

Just giving you a heads up on that just in case.
If the doctor is a woman...
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Post by crashcourse » Wed Jul 06, 2011 2:28 pm

I just turned 51 and I know I need the colonoscopy this year. Pretty sure you don't need to do "the finger wave" anymore unless you just want one

the fingerwave may actually cause more grief then good. most providers "think" they feel something abnormal and put you down a whole slew of testing that is unnecessary. PSA measurements better then just going by a finger wave.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by BigRedMan » Wed Jul 06, 2011 2:29 pm

sardis wrote:
BigRedMan wrote:
sardis wrote:Tomorrow will be my first "thorough" physical ever. It's no big deal, right?
If you feel two hands on your shoulders while getting the prostate exam, you have been raped.

Just giving you a heads up on that just in case.
If the doctor is a woman...
Then it was a strap on and still got raped.
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