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Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:09 am

Maybe we can have a Porky's-like scene where she tries to prove her case by identifying unique characteristics of Dershowitz' schlong.
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Post by hedge » Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:14 am

That happened in Law and Order SVU as well...
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Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:16 am

Porky's is oft imitated.
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Post by eCat » Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:31 am

BigRedMan wrote:Well that is what I mean. It has to be a global change to include those countries.

I will admit to reading up on the oceans warming up faster than anyone expected leading to a mass extinction event and being alarmed.

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Post by eCat » Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:36 am

This article says she was lying - and so bad at it, the national enquirer told her to take a hike

http://gotnews.com/breaking-can-conclus ... hoto-fake/
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Post by hedge » Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:49 am

Any change involving BRM could be seen as global change...
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Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:05 am

eCat wrote:This article says she was lying - and so bad at it, the national enquirer told her to take a hike

http://gotnews.com/breaking-can-conclus ... hoto-fake/

Pity.
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Post by sardis » Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:24 am

Could we please use the term "tallywhacker"?
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Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:31 am

Heh. Correct.
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Post by Bklyn » Mon Jan 26, 2015 6:12 pm

Dershowitz is going to murder her and her attorneys in a defamation lawsuit. I have no idea why they chose him to fuck with. He has nothing but time, an extensive legal treasure chest of a brain and plenty of resources to burn.
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Post by eCat » Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:28 pm

I kinda wish that blizzard was hitting here. We haven't have a snowstorm worth a shit in years.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:31 pm

I'm pro blizzard as long as power and cable don't go out.
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Post by Bklyn » Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:40 pm

Amen to that! Who am I kidding, I probably will go into the office tomorrow.

Actually, I went in today for a hot second to read my boss the riot act on a move I thought was short sighted, convenient and damn near evil...and not in the good, Capitalist type of evil I normally sign off on. I mean, I went hard on my boss and the top of the food chain. He just texted me tonight indicating that he will discuss pulling out of the move tomorrow with the interested parties.

If this happens, it will remove a ton of weight off my shoulders. No way I would stay in the firm beyond bonus season if things go the way they originally were pointed. We'll see.
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Post by eCat » Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:42 pm

you're still trying to land one of those apartments with an indoor yard
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Post by Bklyn » Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:43 pm

It's hard, e. It's so hard to walk away! LOL The only way I would without batting an eye is if I got a divorce (that would fix my wife and the royalties she would expect).

I would do it this time, though, based on the shit that's trying to go down. Real talk.
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Post by eCat » Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:46 pm

I've gone without power for 6 days in 15-20 degree temps and it fucking sucks

Now I have about 3 different ways to heat my house so I'm a little more prepared.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by Bklyn » Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:54 pm

Sheeeit, if that happened to me, I'm a dead man. Big city living has not prepared me for the revolution.
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Post by eCat » Mon Jan 26, 2015 11:00 pm

I'm binge watching the weather channel tonight
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by Bklyn » Tue Jan 27, 2015 12:11 am

I sipping cognac and watching Luther.
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