Crash's NASCAR & Peyton > Cheatin' Tom Brady Regurgitation

THE_WIZARD_ · Post by **THE_WIZARD_** » Fri Jan 23, 2015 11:15 pm

Oh really? Ever had your balls deflated? It kinda stings...

dave_rickart · Post by **dave_rickart** » Sat Jan 24, 2015 8:46 am

who woke the Wizard?

Dr. Nostron · Post by **Dr. Nostron** » Sun Jan 25, 2015 4:54 pm

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Sun Jan 25, 2015 5:12 pm

dave_rickart wrote:who woke the Wizard?

Who is Wizard?

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Mon Jan 26, 2015 8:49 am

I wish the question had been who smote the Wizard...

crashcourse · Post by **crashcourse** » Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:36 am

used to be a lot of cornholer fans on these boards.

then there was 1

THE_WIZARD_ · Post by **THE_WIZARD_** » Mon Jan 26, 2015 2:39 pm

STFU...ALL OF YOUSE.

Doc Van Left&Right:

hi

Rickart:

tires...heh

Rat:

fuck off

dave_rickart · Post by **dave_rickart** » Mon Jan 26, 2015 2:42 pm

Stop the Run

THE_WIZARD_ · Post by **THE_WIZARD_** » Mon Jan 26, 2015 3:16 pm

Stop Le William & Mary

BigRedMan · Post by **BigRedMan** » Mon Jan 26, 2015 4:57 pm

I for one am glad the Wiz is around. I think we're all indebted to Wiz for clearly stating what needed to be said. I'm particulary glad that these lovely children were here today to hear that speech. Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age.

Thank you Wiz. Just Thank you.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Mon Jan 26, 2015 5:16 pm

"I think we're all indebted to Wiz for clearly stating what needed to be said."

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dave_rickart · Post by **dave_rickart** » Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:13 pm

Wonder what movie Pey-Pey will be watching this Sunday?

THE_WIZARD_ · Post by **THE_WIZARD_** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 12:11 pm

Found this transcript between the NFL investigators and Tom Brady...shocking to say the least...
NFL: *Mr. Brady, did you order the Code Deflate?*
Coach Bellichick: You *don't* have to answer that question!
Tom Brady: I'll answer the question!
[to NFL investigator]
Tom Brady: You want answers?
NFL: I think I'm entitled to.
Tom Brady: *You want answers?*
NFL: *I want the truth!*
Tom Brady: *You can't handle the truth!*
[pauses]
Tom Brady: Son, we live in a league that has overinflated balls, and those balls have to be guarded by boys with towels. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Commissioner Goodell? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for the Colts, and you curse Coach Bellichick. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That the Colts defeat, while tragic, probably saved Super Bowl viewers. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves viewers. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on those balls, you need me on those balls. We use words like dishonor, cheating, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very NFL success that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a ball, and feel the extra air. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
NFL: Did you order the Code Deflate?
Tom Brady: I did the job I...
NFL: *Did you order the Code Deflate?*
Tom Brady: *You're Goddamn right I did!*

crashcourse · Post by **crashcourse** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 1:21 pm

you do know SNL did the exact parody to open the show saturday.

only thing that was funny the entire show

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 1:51 pm

He's not that smart

THE_WIZARD_ · Post by **THE_WIZARD_** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 2:00 pm

hello

THE_WIZARD_ · Post by **THE_WIZARD_** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 2:07 pm

Never saw the skit...fuckers are stealing my shit...I'm suing the bastards...is there a lawyer in the house?

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 3:31 pm

Go away Fuckface.

THE_WIZARD_ · Post by **THE_WIZARD_** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 3:33 pm

You shouldn't talk to the father of your daughters child like that...

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 3:38 pm

What does that even mean? You admit to the obvious? You're a child molester? Duh, we've known that for awhile now.

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