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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Tue Jan 20, 2015 12:08 pm

I'm thinking this is closer to the version of Mayberry that DS grew up in...

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Re: College Football

Post by Bklyn » Tue Jan 20, 2015 1:15 pm

Heh
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Post by Saint » Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:03 pm

Wilson had a great finish, although the Packers' D finally had some breakdowns. But it wouldn't have ever happened if Ham-hands hadn't fucked up the onside kick. Or if GB had churned out a couple of 1st downs on its next-to-last possession. Or if the GB defense hadn't completely caved in or at least had managed to prevent the Hail Mary two-point conversion.

Definitely a collapse for the ages. I hate Pete Carroll and his Woody from Toy Story face and the entire Seattle fanbase but the Seahawks are pretty damn good.

who gives a shit about deflated balls? Teams pull little shenanigans all the time but the Pats are the ones everyone wants to report because they keep winning. Belichick is a world-class douche but he's so entertaining during press conferences I can't hate him entirely. I'm sure he's a miserable fuck and he's found the perfect city to carry out his soiled existence.

I don't care who wins as long as it's a good game and not the abortion that last year's SB was.
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Re: College Football

Post by Bklyn » Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:37 pm

The quality of game will hinge highly on the health status of Sherman and Thomas.
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Post by Saint » Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:39 pm

You think the Packers would have tried to go at them on that next-to-last possession. They made the mistake of being concerned with the clock, which was never really an issue, instead of being concerned about moving the chains.
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Post by DooKSucks » Tue Jan 20, 2015 9:52 pm

Grantham? It was a big fucking deal when we got a stoplight by the store and the school when I was in first grade...
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Post by aTm » Tue Jan 20, 2015 10:14 pm

DooKSucks wrote:Grantham?...
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Post by DooKSucks » Tue Jan 20, 2015 11:01 pm

Those who lord over Grantham are not that stately...
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Re: College Football

Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Jan 20, 2015 11:40 pm

So, no earls named Crawley?
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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Wed Jan 21, 2015 9:41 am

I'd love to fuck the eldest daughter. She reminds me of that crazy chick on The Batchelor. DS wants to fuck Mrs. Patmore...
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Post by Cletus » Wed Jan 21, 2015 11:08 am

hedge wrote:She reminds me of that crazy chick on The Batchelor.
Is this the least specific thing ever said?
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Post by DooKSucks » Wed Jan 21, 2015 11:38 am

hedge wrote:I'd love to fuck the eldest daughter. She reminds me of that crazy chick on The Batchelor. DS wants to fuck Mrs. Patmore...
You would fuck the Dowager Countess of Grantham...

I would bed all of their daughters. The eldest looks like the most fun, but we know Lady Edith likes the dick too.
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Re: College Football

Post by crashcourse » Wed Jan 21, 2015 2:28 pm

damn who knew you all were hooked on downton abbey

havent seen an episode yet. topo many other seroies I need to watch
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Post by hedge » Wed Jan 21, 2015 2:36 pm

I like how DS follows the strict etiquette of address when talking about these characters, even whilst speculating on fucking them...
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Post by hedge » Wed Jan 21, 2015 2:36 pm

Elizabeth McGovern is very doable as well...
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Re: College Football

Post by Bklyn » Wed Jan 21, 2015 2:46 pm

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Re: College Football

Post by aTm » Wed Jan 21, 2015 3:41 pm

I watched the first 3 seasons. I don't watch it anymore.
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Re: College Football

Post by BigRedMan » Thu Jan 22, 2015 10:17 am

Imagine that last ATM post said by this guy.

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Re: College Football

Post by crotch » Fri Jan 23, 2015 3:12 pm

SEC recruiting memes...

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Jan 23, 2015 7:27 pm

Those are dumb. Sad actually
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