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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Wed Jan 07, 2015 2:17 pm

"I can see why Michael Jackson would want a doctor to give him stuff like that ."

Hello...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jan 07, 2015 3:57 pm

eCat wrote:The effects of out patient thing I had this morning are wearing off now.

Whatever they gave me in the I.V. was sweet. Everything was just good. I don't remember anything until I woke up but in the recovery room or whatever its called - that's the most relaxed I think a human being can be. I've been in that state between naps for the past 4 hours.

I can see why Michael Jackson would want a doctor to give him stuff like that .
Imagine have a script for those meds on a daily basis. Hi.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Wed Jan 07, 2015 4:05 pm

eCat wrote:all of the above

(endoscopy)
And they give you that warm blanket that they take out of some heater....I didn't want to leave.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Wed Jan 07, 2015 4:11 pm

doc was hitting me up for a colonoscopy this morning.

I ain't getting something stuck in both ends in the same year though.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jan 07, 2015 4:23 pm

I remember back in 86 the clymidia test I had to take as a freshman at OU because one of the many one night stands had something. Fuck right? They stuck a q tip up my penis hole and I screamed so loud I emptied the waiting room. I couldn't pee straight for days.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jan 07, 2015 4:25 pm

I swear they also hit it with a hammer but I was way past shock at that point to be sure

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Post by eCat » Wed Jan 07, 2015 4:30 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:I remember back in 86 the clymidia test I had to take as a freshman at OU because one of the many one night stands had something. Fuck right? They stuck a q tip up my penis hole and I screamed so loud I emptied the waiting room. I couldn't pee straight for days.
I think I need the background story on how it came to this
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Wed Jan 07, 2015 5:37 pm

"I ain't getting something stuck in both ends in the same year though."

That's what your wife said, too...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Wed Jan 07, 2015 6:17 pm

My recollection of my 2nd colonoscopy in Raleigh, a type of clearing house of asshole exams, was being wheeled into a big open recovery room while I was still very groggy and hearing the nurse go around to everyone and order them, in country accent, to start farting out the air that was blown into their colons. "I want to hear some farting now. I mean it!" is one thing that I vividly remember and still do nearly 10 years later. Along with the different farting sounds going on around the room, the various pitches and lengths. It was one of the most surreal moments of my life, as though I had become part of a Monty Python skit.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Wed Jan 07, 2015 6:29 pm

As if you needed encouragement...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Wed Jan 07, 2015 7:15 pm

Which made it even more surreal...

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crotch » Thu Jan 08, 2015 4:58 am

.....must be eCat's bike

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Thu Jan 08, 2015 10:03 am

hedge wrote:"I can see why Michael Jackson would want a doctor to give him stuff like that ."

Hello...
I woke up this morning and the first thought that entered my mind was "damn, I wish I had that IV drip right now"
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Thu Jan 08, 2015 10:04 am

crotch wrote:.....must be eCat's bike

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no man in his right mind would do that to a perfectly good Harley.

That bike needs some whitewalls and chrome - not that shit it has now.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Thu Jan 08, 2015 11:03 am

"I woke up this morning and the first thought that entered my mind was "damn, I wish I had that IV drip right now"

I have had similar thoughts many mornings. Fortunately not in the last few years, though...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Thu Jan 08, 2015 11:43 am

eCat wrote:
crotch wrote:.....must be eCat's bike

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no man in his right mind would do that to a perfectly good Harley.

That bike needs some whitewalls and chrome - not that shit it has now.
I think it looks G-R-R-R-E-A-T!
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Thu Jan 08, 2015 11:45 am

haha, I had a pretty similar thought about it
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Tue Jan 13, 2015 8:56 am

this is something my wife would do to me

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Sat Jan 17, 2015 10:11 am

There is an article in this week's New Yorker entitled "Give me your smile: Living with facial paralysis". eCat, I'll send it to you when I'm done...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Sat Jan 17, 2015 10:53 am

yea its funny when the shit ain't permanent
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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