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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Dec 30, 2014 11:54 am

I like to take aged wagyu steaks, grind them into hamburger, and then add sloppy joe mix to it. I serve it with ranch dressing and catsup.

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Post by hedge » Tue Dec 30, 2014 11:55 am

I saw a bunch of egg whites being strained at several bars we went to. I've always like a sloe gin fizz, so I'm not against egg white in a cocktail, I just didn't get around to sampling one on this trip...

We stayed on the rock most of the trip, but we did venture over to Roberta's for some pizza and burgers on Saturday morning. Cool place, it good to hang out in a hipster joint for one meal instead of the other places where I couldn't even read the menu...
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Post by hedge » Tue Dec 30, 2014 11:57 am

Don't be so doctrinaire, AA. Makes you seem like Crotch. FWIW, I flat out guarantee you would thoroughly enjoy any of the scotch cocktails I had this weekend (even if you wouldn't admit it)...
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Post by hedge » Tue Dec 30, 2014 12:00 pm

"I like to take aged wagyu steaks, grind them into hamburger, and then add sloppy joe mix to it. I serve it with ranch dressing and catsup. "

You're right, the only way aged wagyu steaks should be prepared and eaten is plain with no sides, not seasoning, nothing. No chef, no matter how skilled or creative, should ever add anything whatsoever. Any other way of preparation besides adding heat to the cut is basically dog food...
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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Dec 30, 2014 12:04 pm

No. The better analogy is sex. Good scotch is great sex with a beautiful woman. Scotch cocktails are putting a furry costume on her.

Completely unnecessary and just gets in the way of what you're there for.
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Post by eCat » Tue Dec 30, 2014 12:05 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:No. The better analogy is sex. Good scotch is great sex with a beautiful woman. Scotch cocktails are putting a furry costume on her.

Completely unnecessary and just gets in the way of what you're there for.

At this point in my life, I'd like a furry costume on her
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Dec 30, 2014 12:08 pm

And I'd drink one of hedge's scotch and Grape Nehi concoctions if I had no choice. However, if the choice exists...
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Post by hedge » Tue Dec 30, 2014 12:10 pm

I suspect your sex life is just as exciting as your drinking choices...
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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Dec 30, 2014 12:11 pm

If a furry costume is what you deem exciting, then you would be disappointed.
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Post by hedge » Tue Dec 30, 2014 12:12 pm

Yep, the only possibilities for any variety are furry costumes and Nehi. Very imaginative...
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Post by eCat » Tue Dec 30, 2014 12:16 pm

hedge wrote:Yep, the only possibilities for any variety are furry costumes and Nehi. Very imaginative...



I did get my wife some bear claw house shoes. I'll tell her to wear them next time we have sex and see what that does for me

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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Dec 30, 2014 12:17 pm

I am good with variety in booze. It's why we have bourbon and tequila.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Dec 30, 2014 12:17 pm

eCat wrote:
hedge wrote:Yep, the only possibilities for any variety are furry costumes and Nehi. Very imaginative...



I did get my wife some bear claw house shoes. I'll tell her to wear them next time we have sex and see what that does for me

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lmao.
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Post by hedge » Tue Dec 30, 2014 12:18 pm

One of AA's best features is you never know how he's going to feel about a given subject or what he's going to say next. So unpredictable in his tastes and even, oxymoronically, his very habits. On any given topic, I always wonder "Gee, what will AA have to say about that?" Because you just never know! Always keeps you guessing. Very refreshing...
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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Dec 30, 2014 12:19 pm

Wait... Does this mean we won't have anymore sex, hedge?
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Post by hedge » Tue Dec 30, 2014 12:20 pm

Well, at least she'll be able to scratch your underarms whilst inflagrante delicto...
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Post by hedge » Tue Dec 30, 2014 12:21 pm

Never can tell. Your moods and opinions change with the wind...
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Post by eCat » Tue Dec 30, 2014 12:22 pm

I can see by some of these people why they feel more comfortable wearing fur costumes with sex. I guess its more exciting than turning the light off

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Tue Dec 30, 2014 12:22 pm

But, given your mercurial and adventurous spirit and your hatred of hidebound dogma in every arena, I would think so. Maybe...
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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Dec 30, 2014 12:25 pm

I will say that I would consider a "scotch cocktail" if the scotch were so bad that it needed masking. So, you get me a plastic handle of the worst peat-flavored kerosene from the bottom shelf, and, yeah, I may mix it. You hand me a good scotch, mixing it would be like adding a kazoo to a Miles Davis piece.
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