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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Owlman » Sat Jul 02, 2011 2:13 pm

In case you're wondering, the teams that appeared on both my lists -- top frontcourts and top backcourts -- are: Kentucky, Ohio State and North Carolina. I'll go out on an analytic limb and say those teams should be pretty good this season. You heard it here first.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by TheBigMook » Sat Jul 02, 2011 2:47 pm

He forgot UC.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Sat Jul 02, 2011 3:34 pm

How did Perry Jones and Baylor's frontcourt do in the NIT last year?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by T Dot O Dot » Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:54 pm

kentucky versus NC is going to be epic!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Jul 03, 2011 7:33 am

Not in here will it be. It will be horrible.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Cats rule » Sun Jul 03, 2011 11:55 am

T Dot O Dot wrote:kentucky versus NC is going to be epic!
rupp will be rockin' and the heels' knees a knockin' as cal's cats give roy's boys a good clockin'

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Jul 05, 2011 10:19 am

Kentuckians are too dumb to tell time...
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Jul 06, 2011 7:58 am

I don't follow basketball recruiting much, but if Rivals is correct, we've got a monster class coming in - #5 in the nation. This Anthony Grant fellow might just work out:

http://basketballrecruiting.rivals.com/ ... 34324#rank

ESPN says we're 13th:

http://insider.espn.go.com/ncb/recruiti ... ear%3d2011

And Scout says we're 14th:

http://scouthoops.scout.com/a.z?s=75&p= ... bb&yr=2011

So, if the average of those rankings is close, we're 10th or 11th? Haven't had a class like this since the Wimp days.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by TheBigMook » Wed Jul 06, 2011 10:25 am

Seems to me like its time for an investigation.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Jul 06, 2011 11:08 am

Ohh, a black head coach does well, so he must be cheating? Is that what you're saying, cracka? Well, do me a favor, put on you Klan robe and go burn a cross in somebody else's yard, you pathetic inbred racist.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by TheBigMook » Wed Jul 06, 2011 12:26 pm

That's hardly fair. I'm not pathetic.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by BigRedMan » Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:10 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:Ohh, a black head coach does well, so he must be cheating? Is that what you're saying, cracka? Well, do me a favor, put on you Klan robe and go burn a cross in somebody else's yard, you pathetic inbred racist.
this quote is just dripping with irony.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crashcourse » Wed Jul 06, 2011 2:41 pm

Most of AA drips or drools of something.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Jul 06, 2011 2:46 pm

well he is category five now
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Wed Jul 06, 2011 3:29 pm

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Jul 06, 2011 3:34 pm

Some footage on IC of Harrison Barnes at the Chris Paul skills camp. He looks like he's put on about 20 lbs. of muscle. I hope John Henson has, too...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Jul 06, 2011 3:35 pm

only way Henson will add 20 pounds is if Josh Harrelson slaps his dick across his forehead


again
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Wed Jul 06, 2011 3:46 pm

Are you saying that Harrelson's dick weighs 20 lbs?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Jul 06, 2011 3:50 pm

BigRedMan wrote:
AlabamAlum wrote:Ohh, a black head coach does well, so he must be cheating? Is that what you're saying, cracka? Well, do me a favor, put on you Klan robe and go burn a cross in somebody else's yard, you pathetic inbred racist.
this quote is just dripping with irony.
Irony? How so, Alannis?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Jul 06, 2011 3:59 pm

aTm wrote:Are you saying that Harrelson's dick weighs 20 lbs?

Henson thought so after taking it up his ass in that final four game
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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