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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:11 am

That's not what happened at all. That lion is the small boy's bitch. He just got through with him. The tiger is next.

And kidding aside, the lion vs brown bear thing has been done in the US, Canada and even ancient Rome. The bears almost always won (and this wasn't even the larger, meaner Kodiaks).

It was so bad for the big cats that they started to have to offer odds, but the bears still won so much that even offering 3:1 and 4:1 odds wouldn't lure people to wager on the big cats. So they started pitting 2, 3 and even 4 big cats vs the a bear - which became too expensive because the promoters would end up with 2, 3 or 4 dead tigers or lions.

I will concede this, however: If a big cat is pitted against a small, young (and possibly sickly) black bear, the cat would probably win. The largest Kodiak known was almost 1,900 lbs, but against a more average sized Kodiak of 1,000 to 1,400 pounds and the Kodiak still kills the big cat easily. The proposition that the big cat even has a slim chance is silly to the point of absurdity.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Owlman » Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:24 am

Fear Winnie the Pooh

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My Dad is my hero still.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:28 am

Heh.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by TheBigMook » Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:42 am

[youtube]DRb9ZZSaMzA[/youtube]
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Ron Mexico » Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:43 am

AlabamAlum wrote:That's not what happened at all. That lion is the small boy's bitch. He just got through with him. The tiger is next.

And kidding aside, the lion vs brown bear thing has been done in the US, Canada and even ancient Rome. The bears almost always won (and this wasn't even the larger, meaner Kodiaks).

It was so bad for the big cats that they started to have to offer odds, but the bears still won so much that even offering 3:1 and 4:1 odds wouldn't lure people to wager on the big cats. So they started pitting 2, 3 and even 4 big cats vs the a bear - which became too expensive because the promoters would end up with 2, 3 or 4 dead tigers or lions.

I will concede this, however: If a big cat is pitted against a small, young (and possibly sickly) black bear, the cat would probably win. The largest Kodiak known was almost 1,900 lbs, but against a more average sized Kodiak of 1,000 to 1,400 pounds and the Kodiak still kills the big cat easily. The proposition that the big cat even has a slim chance is silly to the point of absurdity.
LOL. Good stuff.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Owlman » Sat Jul 02, 2011 12:00 pm

TheBigMook wrote:[youtube]DRb9ZZSaMzA[/youtube]
Look at those Koreans in little bear suits
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:58 pm

Just spent a weekend hiking in the smokies.

Linebergers seafood is now a Dick's Last Resort, they have a place that sells moonshine (no idea - didn't go there) and next to it a winery called hillbilly reserve, and Mellow Mushroom now has two locations.

I ended up eating at the Mardi Gras Sandwich shop which is also new and is awesome. The crawfish etoufee is perfect and the muffallata sandwiches with olive spread are huge. I didn't think you could get real New Orleans food north of I-10.

I loved the hiking but I got the fuck out of there before the 4th of July crowd hit.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by It's me Karen » Sun Jul 03, 2011 10:10 am

eCat, I take it there was no need for a tree stump...

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Sun Jul 03, 2011 10:56 am

heh, no these bathrooms were the bomb.

marble counters, individual stalls with full size wooden doors and private showers with bench seating.

like I said earlier, I specifically chose that park because of their bathrooms.

They even piped in muzak to drown out the farting.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Jul 05, 2011 1:05 pm

Did they have full size mirrors on the inside of the stall doors?
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Tue Jul 05, 2011 1:40 pm

I'm not sure I'd want to stare at myself while taking a dooder

then again, I guess I could lend myself support like "keep it up!" "good job!" "you're halfway there!"
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Ron Mexico » Tue Jul 05, 2011 4:09 pm

Oh, you're half way there
Oh oh, livin' on a prayer

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jul 05, 2011 7:29 pm

I love watching myself poop.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by billy bob bocephus » Tue Jul 05, 2011 7:52 pm

that's not surprising

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AugustWest » Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:21 am

U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:44 am

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by BigRedMan » Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:09 am

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My favorite firework mishap of all time.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:16 am

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by BigRedMan » Thu Jul 07, 2011 1:01 pm

Thanks and will keep that in mind. And please tell me you watched the video.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by 10ac » Thu Jul 07, 2011 1:58 pm

LOL
Let 'er Blow!

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