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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Sat Dec 06, 2014 7:38 pm

That ASU-A&M game was very Sendek.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sun Dec 07, 2014 8:40 am

AlabamAlum wrote:I feel like a Shitheel.

A friend of mine has a secretary who loves Matthew McConaughey....and I do a passable impression of him. Anyway, it was her birthday and my friend asks me to call her as McConaughey and wish her happy birthday. I do, and she buys it and is screaming with joy. Until she finds out it's me...and starts sobbing, and saying things like, "I'm sorry, I should've known, I can't believe how stupid I am." all the time weeping and sobbing and whatever...

It really kinda sucked the air outta the room and stressed me out that I had been a part of what turned out to be such a gut punch on the poor lady's birthday.
alright alright alright

that does kinda suck, but damn, how crazy is this woman about Matthew McConaughey that she cries over this?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by BigRedMan » Sun Dec 07, 2014 9:16 am

I am sure she told her five cats all about it.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dr. Nostron » Sun Dec 07, 2014 3:36 pm

heh

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sun Dec 07, 2014 7:38 pm

damn, Antoine Walker might be broke but he ain't missing too many meals. He looks about 50 pounds overweight now.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Sun Dec 07, 2014 11:08 pm

eCat wrote:damn, Antoine Walker might be broke but he ain't missing too many meals. He looks about 50 pounds overweight now.

He hasn't paid for a meal since '96.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Mon Dec 08, 2014 3:18 am

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Dec 08, 2014 8:52 am

our offense doesn't look very sharp to me
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Mon Dec 08, 2014 11:02 am

eCat wrote:our offense doesn't look very sharp to me
vAgreed. Too many 3s being taken. Great defensive team but very average offensively.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Dec 08, 2014 11:54 am

I wish we'd stop all that lobbing and focus on execution of other offense on our wings and backcourt. We're going to need it soon.

I think we had like 13 lobs yesterday. OK we get it - you can alley oop - play some damn basketball now
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Mon Dec 08, 2014 12:40 pm

Eastern's lineup was small... easy to lob over the top. Their big man wasn't in uniform.. doubt if it would have made much difference though. Agreed. Playing big teams like Texas showed you have to do more than just lob the ball. Need to focus on execution and setting screens for open 10 - 15 foot jumpers. Louieville will expose UK's weakness in that area..

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Mon Dec 08, 2014 1:33 pm

eCat wrote:our offense doesn't look very sharp to me

It'll look plenty sharp when it hangs 120 on Carolina on Saturday.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Mon Dec 08, 2014 3:51 pm

Saint wrote:
eCat wrote:our offense doesn't look very sharp to me

It'll look plenty sharp when it hangs 120 on Carolina on Saturday.
Should be a close game......no more than 10 points either way.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Dec 08, 2014 4:55 pm

If we stay within 10, I will count it as a win...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Mon Dec 08, 2014 5:12 pm

A major win that will figure into UNC's chances of making the NCAA tournament if they stay within 10

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Dec 08, 2014 5:36 pm

they could lose to UNC or Louisville and for anyone paying attention , it wouldn 't be that much of a shock
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Mon Dec 08, 2014 6:27 pm

Louisville maybe; UNC, no.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Dec 08, 2014 7:00 pm

They'd have to play their worst game of the year to lose to UNC...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Dec 09, 2014 3:49 pm

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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