Uncle Bud

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:11 am

That's not what happened at all. That lion is the small boy's bitch. He just got through with him. The tiger is next.

And kidding aside, the lion vs brown bear thing has been done in the US, Canada and even ancient Rome. The bears almost always won (and this wasn't even the larger, meaner Kodiaks).

It was so bad for the big cats that they started to have to offer odds, but the bears still won so much that even offering 3:1 and 4:1 odds wouldn't lure people to wager on the big cats. So they started pitting 2, 3 and even 4 big cats vs the a bear - which became too expensive because the promoters would end up with 2, 3 or 4 dead tigers or lions.

I will concede this, however: If a big cat is pitted against a small, young (and possibly sickly) black bear, the cat would probably win. The largest Kodiak known was almost 1,900 lbs, but against a more average sized Kodiak of 1,000 to 1,400 pounds and the Kodiak still kills the big cat easily. The proposition that the big cat even has a slim chance is silly to the point of absurdity.

Owlman · Post by **Owlman** » Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:24 am

Fear Winnie the Pooh

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AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:28 am

TheBigMook · Post by **TheBigMook** » Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:42 am

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Ron Mexico · Post by **Ron Mexico** » Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:43 am

AlabamAlum wrote:That's not what happened at all. That lion is the small boy's bitch. He just got through with him. The tiger is next.

And kidding aside, the lion vs brown bear thing has been done in the US, Canada and even ancient Rome. The bears almost always won (and this wasn't even the larger, meaner Kodiaks).

It was so bad for the big cats that they started to have to offer odds, but the bears still won so much that even offering 3:1 and 4:1 odds wouldn't lure people to wager on the big cats. So they started pitting 2, 3 and even 4 big cats vs the a bear - which became too expensive because the promoters would end up with 2, 3 or 4 dead tigers or lions.

I will concede this, however: If a big cat is pitted against a small, young (and possibly sickly) black bear, the cat would probably win. The largest Kodiak known was almost 1,900 lbs, but against a more average sized Kodiak of 1,000 to 1,400 pounds and the Kodiak still kills the big cat easily. The proposition that the big cat even has a slim chance is silly to the point of absurdity.

LOL. Good stuff.

Owlman · Post by **Owlman** » Sat Jul 02, 2011 12:00 pm

TheBigMook wrote:[youtube]DRb9ZZSaMzA[/youtube]

Look at those Koreans in little bear suits

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:58 pm

Just spent a weekend hiking in the smokies.

Linebergers seafood is now a Dick's Last Resort, they have a place that sells moonshine (no idea - didn't go there) and next to it a winery called hillbilly reserve, and Mellow Mushroom now has two locations.

I ended up eating at the Mardi Gras Sandwich shop which is also new and is awesome. The crawfish etoufee is perfect and the muffallata sandwiches with olive spread are huge. I didn't think you could get real New Orleans food north of I-10.

I loved the hiking but I got the fuck out of there before the 4th of July crowd hit.

It's me Karen · Post by **It's me Karen** » Sun Jul 03, 2011 10:10 am

eCat, I take it there was no need for a tree stump...

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Sun Jul 03, 2011 10:56 am

heh, no these bathrooms were the bomb.

marble counters, individual stalls with full size wooden doors and private showers with bench seating.

like I said earlier, I specifically chose that park because of their bathrooms.

They even piped in muzak to drown out the farting.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 1:05 pm

Did they have full size mirrors on the inside of the stall doors?

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 1:40 pm

I'm not sure I'd want to stare at myself while taking a dooder

then again, I guess I could lend myself support like "keep it up!" "good job!" "you're halfway there!"

Ron Mexico · Post by **Ron Mexico** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 4:09 pm

Oh, you're half way there
Oh oh, livin' on a prayer

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 7:29 pm

I love watching myself poop.

billy bob bocephus · Post by **billy bob bocephus** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 7:52 pm

that's not surprising

AugustWest · Post by **AugustWest** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:21 am

let's see a lion do http://images.4chan.org/gif/src/1310043865380.gifthis

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:44 am

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BigRedMan · Post by **BigRedMan** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:09 am

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/5 ... ass-290356

My favorite firework mishap of all time.

aTm · Post by **aTm** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:16 am

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BigRedMan · Post by **BigRedMan** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 1:01 pm

Thanks and will keep that in mind. And please tell me you watched the video.

10ac · Post by **10ac** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 1:58 pm

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