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Post by Bklyn » Mon Dec 01, 2014 11:04 am

T Dot O Dot wrote:[tweet]539120506432397313[/tweet]
Well, my fantasy team is done, so I hope this becomes a distraction for DeMarco.
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Post by eCat » Mon Dec 01, 2014 11:59 am

I saw a picture of her - she is pretty sharp
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Re: College Football

Post by Bklyn » Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:20 pm

I'd put her marriage on the line for a piece, that's for sure. So, I get DeMarco's rationale.
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Post by eCat » Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:25 pm

You hook up with a woman that is going to show her shit off in pro-athlete circles, you better keep her on a short leash.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: College Football

Post by sardis » Mon Dec 01, 2014 3:52 pm

Well, he didn't make an NFL team so she just went on to greener pastures.

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Dec 01, 2014 6:06 pm

The NFL today and said even if Marvin didn't throw the flag they would have reviewed it. Uh huh.

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Re: College Football

Post by Dave23 » Tue Dec 02, 2014 10:37 am

Right...

What would have happened if the Bengals were out of timeouts?
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Post by hedge » Tue Dec 02, 2014 10:41 am

The Bengals aren't just out of timeouts, they're out of time...
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Dec 02, 2014 5:02 pm

I sorta feel sorry for Hedge. He was once funny.

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Re: College Football

Post by Saint » Tue Dec 02, 2014 11:35 pm

So failing to shut down Auburn Ag & Mech about 80 years ago, the Tide regency has fount itself a new victim in UAB football. Little Bear vowed he'd make Bartow pay and he did, some 23 years later.

Are there any good players at UAB anyway?

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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Dec 02, 2014 11:48 pm

UAB can't afford to subsidize athletics at the tune of $20 million a year for the 200 fans who go to games.
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Re: College Football

Post by innocentbystander » Wed Dec 03, 2014 12:13 am

AlabamAlum wrote:UAB can't afford to subsidize athletics at the tune of $20 million a year for the 200 fans who go to games.
I wonder which 85 ladies with Title-IX sanctioned scholarships at UAB were told that their sports were also eliminated?
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Dec 03, 2014 12:15 am

Bowling and rifle squad so far.
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Re: College Football

Post by innocentbystander » Wed Dec 03, 2014 12:24 am

AlabamAlum wrote:Bowling and rifle squad so far.
There will be more.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Dec 03, 2014 12:25 am

Probably.
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Re: College Football

Post by Saint » Wed Dec 03, 2014 1:02 am

They have ladies bowling and rifle?

I wonder how any schools can subsidize athletics outside the 30-40 that turn a big profit. There's no way all these D-II and D-IIIs can validate having football.

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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Wed Dec 03, 2014 7:38 am

girls bowling is the fastest growing high school sport right now - its cheap and colleges are interested in having them as a team to meet title IX requirements. A young girl with some ability to bowl could see a full DII or partial DIII scholarship from it.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Wed Dec 03, 2014 10:27 am

I like anything that gets college girls used to the idea of fondling balls...
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Re: College Football

Post by Bklyn » Wed Dec 03, 2014 12:59 pm

The Committee just wants to get it over with quick and make sure that FSU plays Alabama in the first round of the FBS playoff...

AA, let the sandbagging begin. Or do you want to talk up losing to Mizzou first?
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