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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by aTm » Fri Nov 21, 2014 12:02 am

Nutty Bars
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Post by Saint » Fri Nov 21, 2014 3:48 am

When a local Asian buffet place opened over the summer, they weren't fully stocked in all areas so on their dessert bar, they had a tray of Swiss Cake Rolls. I presume they had gone to the Walmart a couple hundred yards away and bought a few boxes, unwrapped them and put them out. I was sorely disappointed to learn on a subsequent visit to Hibachi that Little Debbie didn't live there anymore.

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Post by BigRedMan » Fri Nov 21, 2014 10:45 am

I will handle this as far as snack cakes go:

Star Crunch is the absolute WRONG answer.

Swiss Cake rolls and Stu described them in the freezer is the winner.

Oatmeal Cream and Fudge round are excellent choices also.

The Zebra cakes are not bad. The Fancy cakes are okay also.

They used to have a choc / fudge Zebra cake that was the bomb. Basically is was like the fancy cake but choc / fudge for the top and middle and used yellow cake. They were my favorite.

The normal and cosmic brownies belong with the star crunch but they are small percentage point better than the Star Crunch.

The Nutty bar probably goes in the middle somewhere.
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Post by DooKSucks » Fri Nov 21, 2014 11:24 am

Little Debbie Double Decker Oatmeal Cream Pie for the win...
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Post by Saint » Fri Nov 21, 2014 11:50 am

I knew I could count on BRM to provide the correct information on this topic.

And of course, I knew that DS would chime in with the absolute loser despite his penchant for gobbling sweets.

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Post by hedge » Fri Nov 21, 2014 12:31 pm

BigRedMan wrote:I will handle this as far as snack cakes go:
Stu, DS and (formerly) Cletus are big men with big appetites for trash food. But Muhammad hath spoken...
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Post by DooKSucks » Fri Nov 21, 2014 4:00 pm

Saint wrote:I knew I could count on BRM to provide the correct information on this topic.

And of course, I knew that DS would chime in with the absolute loser despite his penchant for gobbling sweets.
Believe it or not, sweets aren't my thing for the most part (not a chocolate person and don't like most pies, cakes or ice cream flavors). It's the other shit that gets me...
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Post by hedge » Fri Nov 21, 2014 4:34 pm

Pies, cakes, assorted confections...
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Post by sardis » Fri Nov 21, 2014 4:37 pm

Swiss Rolls are by far #1; however, snacking on fudge rounds feels less guilty because they are so small.

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Post by hedge » Fri Nov 21, 2014 4:47 pm

What about packing fudge rounds?
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Post by BigRedMan » Fri Nov 21, 2014 4:49 pm

Waiting on Rat to chime in on that one
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Post by crashcourse » Fri Nov 21, 2014 5:54 pm

I came over here hoping to see some sweet desert. I did not expect sweet dessert

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Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Nov 22, 2014 11:41 am

You guys are idiots

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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Bklyn » Sat Nov 22, 2014 8:49 pm

Wedding Cake at Denny's FTW.

The Swiss Rolls are #1. I really like the first two bites of the Oatmeal Creme Pie, but each bite after that has a steep decline in satisfaction.
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Post by Saint » Sun Nov 23, 2014 2:31 am

It's that grainy icing/frosting/"cream" filling shit in the middle. They make my teeth hurt. But yeah, that first bite is good.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Sun Nov 23, 2014 2:43 am

Grainy? Stop eating some cheap, ersatz Oatmeal Creme Pies. Real ones are smooth. Not grainy!
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Post by AlabamAlum » Sun Nov 23, 2014 2:44 am

Plus, Nick Saban eats Oatmeal Creme Pies.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by BigRedMan » Mon Nov 24, 2014 2:28 pm

sardis wrote:Swiss Rolls are by far #1; however, snacking on fudge rounds feels less guilty because they are so small.
I call the fudge rounds little chocolate vitamins.
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