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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Fri Nov 21, 2014 3:49 am

I have a bigger problem with her face. What the hell is Phelps thinking?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Nov 21, 2014 7:35 am

I would think he would have stopped when (s)he said "let me move my penis out of the way"
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Nov 21, 2014 8:40 am

No, she got the penis chopped off.

And, stu, he was drunk.
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Post by eCat » Fri Nov 21, 2014 9:36 am

interesting scar

oh that? that's where my dick used to be
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Nov 21, 2014 9:47 am

You'd be amazed at what a good surgeon can do. For the non hermaphrodites, they turn a penis into a vagina. This
person already had the female happy bits. This procedure was so easy that guy got to the golf course early.
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Post by eCat » Fri Nov 21, 2014 10:46 am

just let me have the dick jokes
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Fri Nov 21, 2014 12:55 pm

I saw some show where they turned a female into a male, they said they used her clit to make the penis. Damn, talk about the little engine that could...
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Post by innocentbystander » Fri Nov 21, 2014 1:15 pm

5PM EST today... Lets be honest. Out of 351 teams in the nation

West Virginia is 69th in points per game vs BC at 258th
West Virginia is 20th in rebounds per game vs BC at 186th
West Virginia is 86th in assists per game vs BC at 255th
West Virginia is 295th in field goal percentage vs BC at 254th

On paper BC has very little chance at winning this game. The only hope I can see here is WVa field goal percentage shooting in the low twenties instead of the high 30s. That is probably the one way BC wins.

Now maybe these dramatically better numbers that WVa has (vs BC) is with respect to their opponents? Afterall, New Mexico's numbers in all 4 categories were way better than BC's numbers. It's pretty easy to pump up your numbers (nationally) if all you've played is the little sisters of the poor.

UNH + UMass + New Mexico >>>>>>>>>>>>>much better than>>>>>>> Monmouth + Lafayette + George Mason
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Post by hedge » Fri Nov 21, 2014 1:17 pm

Those rankings are after, what?, 2 games? Insignificant...
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Post by innocentbystander » Fri Nov 21, 2014 1:36 pm

hedge wrote:Those rankings are after, what?, 2 games? Insignificant...
3 games, but maybe you are right. BC and WVa are playing this game. So if WVa blws BC away (as well they should) then we'll know the rankings might have value. If BC wins by a point, then sure, these rankings wont mean much.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Nov 21, 2014 1:37 pm

Scintillating insight...
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Post by innocentbystander » Fri Nov 21, 2014 1:50 pm

hedge wrote:Scintillating insight...
You guys just.... take care of your own business.
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Post by aTm » Fri Nov 21, 2014 3:24 pm

Well, after blowing a game yesterday we looked like shit again today but at least we won. Also the NCAA cleared Danuel House to play right away, in what I can only guess is a "Fuck you Kelvin Sampson, your transfer can play immediately! Ha ha!" type move. Now just need to get Tonny Trocha's eligibility instated, which was supposedly done last year, but I guess Kentucky has decided that A&M might be a threat at some point and brought up some things about his high school in Colombia (even though Cal was recruiting him too I'm sure things looked hunky dory as long as he was at Kentucky).
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Post by crashcourse » Fri Nov 21, 2014 5:53 pm

why is it everytime I go to log in it says Im already logged in as aTm

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Post by aTm » Fri Nov 21, 2014 5:55 pm

where are you trying to log in?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Fri Nov 21, 2014 6:09 pm

timestamp this aTm....

I am about to watch BC play their 4th game this season, and to no avail. They have no chance at winning a national championship and since winning is all that matters, there is really on 9 teams that people should be enthusiastic about, the 9 that have any shot:

Kentucky
UNC
Duke
UConn
Louisville
Arizona
Michigan State
Florida
Kansas

Its pretty much one of the same 9 (sometime 10) teams that win every year. I keep hoping against hope that maybe someday we'll see a Gonzaga or a Wichita State win one but I think we all know that ain't happening. And forget the Butlers, the VCUs, or the Creighton's of the world, that ain't happening. And its been a long time since we've seen these mid-major division-1 schools like Georgetown or Villanova so I don't think they'll be repeating.

Nope. There are 351 schools. Only 9 count. Fuck the rest.
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Post by aTm » Fri Nov 21, 2014 6:15 pm

Syracuse and Maryland have won since the last time Arizona or Michigan State did.
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Post by innocentbystander » Fri Nov 21, 2014 6:39 pm

aTm wrote:Syracuse and Maryland have won since the last time Arizona or Michigan State did.
True. But I am not so sure that they will ever return. And Syracuse had an outstanding year last year.
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Post by hedge » Fri Nov 21, 2014 6:55 pm

"Its pretty much one of the same 9 (sometime 10) teams that win every year."

How is that different from football?
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Post by innocentbystander » Fri Nov 21, 2014 7:06 pm

hedge wrote:"Its pretty much one of the same 9 (sometime 10) teams that win every year."

How is that different from football?
The same 9 in football is a much larger percentage. Its about an elite 8% in football instead of the elite 3% in hoops.
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