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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Nov 19, 2014 6:28 pm

I guess I kinda like Bill Self. He seems more likeable than Cal from what I've seen of him

not that I'd want him as the coach of UK though.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by innocentbystander » Wed Nov 19, 2014 6:32 pm

hedge wrote:Sometimes you just know. Like the 2009 UNC team. This UK team is not only loaded, but they've got players in most key positions with experience. That's going to make a lot of difference in games that a team full of freshmen might've lost for whatever reason. The only way this UK team is going to lose is going to be if whoever they're playing has their best game of the year and UK plays average or worse. Even if they lose somebody for the season, it won't affect them...
Sometimes you just know. That is right. That is damn right. We just know that you are trying to pull a tournament season ending double-reverse-hex-voodoo on Kentucky with this post.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Wed Nov 19, 2014 7:58 pm

eCat wrote:I guess I kinda like Bill Self. He seems more likeable than Cal from what I've seen of him

not that I'd want him as the coach of UK though.
Self would be at the top of my replacement list, eCat... along with Sean Miller..

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Wed Nov 19, 2014 10:11 pm

My sports photographer friend says he has to go to Maui for work. Does this mean the Maui brackets are filled out?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Thu Nov 20, 2014 12:49 am

Heh, anyone else watching this massacre on ESPN being filmed live from Spokane Washington.

48-10 at the moment....
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Post by innocentbystander » Thu Nov 20, 2014 1:11 am

60-11 so far.....
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu Nov 20, 2014 10:02 am

is this site fucking up for anyone else besides me?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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No. It's periodically fucked up.


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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Thu Nov 20, 2014 10:18 am

I blame aTm for all my problems, professional, personal and technological, so that works for me.

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Post by BigRedMan » Thu Nov 20, 2014 10:43 am

Thanks Obama!!!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu Nov 20, 2014 11:49 am

ok so whenever you think you're having a bad day - just remember this.....


Taylor Lianne Chandler has made a shocking admission.

Taylor, who is 12 years older than olympic swimmer Michael Phelps, told RadarOnline in an exclusive interview that she was born David Roy Fitch. As a teenager, Chandler decided to change her name to Paige Victoria Whitney and underwent surgery “to become the woman she always dreamed of being.”

However, the busty stunner admits to Radar that she never told her gold-medal Olympian lover, 29, about her gender-bending past — even after their hot hookup sessions.

Chandler says the couple met on Tinder in August, and later met up at ladies man Phelps’ Baltimore home to watch the Ravens football game on September 21.

“One thing led to the next, and we made love during halftime,” she says. “Later, we had sex again. The intimacy with him was amazing! It was the first time in my life that someone has made me feel like a true woman.”

After party boy Phelps was arrested for drunk driving and entered treatment in October, Chandler says she spilled all about her complicated past in an email. Phelps has yet to respond.

Read more at http://www.youngcons.com/shock-michael- ... 6ILEAJR.99

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few things I could read would make me be thankful for being an old married man...but that is one of them.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Thu Nov 20, 2014 12:09 pm

Hahaha.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Thu Nov 20, 2014 12:14 pm

Proof that she is still not completely a woman.

She allowed him to wait until halftime...

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crashcourse » Thu Nov 20, 2014 12:21 pm

that ought to be enuf to jump off the wagon

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Post by hedge » Thu Nov 20, 2014 1:14 pm

"The intimacy with him was amazing!"

When you share it with the whole world, is it really intimacy anymore?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu Nov 20, 2014 1:37 pm

I guess at my age, if it happened to me, I'd laugh about it

but at 20, I'm not sure I'd handle it too well.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Saint » Thu Nov 20, 2014 6:47 pm

It said I was logged in as Innocentbystander, which clearly wouldn't be the case.

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Post by crotch » Thu Nov 20, 2014 7:24 pm

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Fri Nov 21, 2014 12:44 am

eCat wrote:ok so whenever you think you're having a bad day - just remember this.....


Taylor Lianne Chandler has made a shocking admission.

Taylor, who is 12 years older than olympic swimmer Michael Phelps, told RadarOnline in an exclusive interview that she was born David Roy Fitch. As a teenager, Chandler decided to change her name to Paige Victoria Whitney and underwent surgery “to become the woman she always dreamed of being.”

However, the busty stunner admits to Radar that she never told her gold-medal Olympian lover, 29, about her gender-bending past — even after their hot hookup sessions.

Chandler says the couple met on Tinder in August, and later met up at ladies man Phelps’ Baltimore home to watch the Ravens football game on September 21.

“One thing led to the next, and we made love during halftime,” she says. “Later, we had sex again. The intimacy with him was amazing! It was the first time in my life that someone has made me feel like a true woman.”

After party boy Phelps was arrested for drunk driving and entered treatment in October, Chandler says she spilled all about her complicated past in an email. Phelps has yet to respond.

Read more at http://www.youngcons.com/shock-michael- ... 6ILEAJR.99

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Nov 21, 2014 1:06 am

Supposedly The "girl" was a female dominant hermaphrodite with a penis, and a vagina, but no testicles (think Rat). Apparently this person never lived as a boy/man, and a case could be made that if genetic testing was available at birth, this wouldn't be an issue because they would have corrected to female at that time.


Still funny, though.
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