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eCat · Post by **eCat** » Wed Nov 12, 2014 9:30 am

well yea, because he'd enjoy it more than you

duh

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Wed Nov 12, 2014 9:34 am

Probably right. She does nothing for me.

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Wed Nov 12, 2014 9:47 am

I'd do her doggy style, if for nothing more than watching those ass cheeks jiggle when I hit it.

I'd yell out "BAAAAMMMM" every time it happened.

It'd be the best 3 minutes of my day

DooKSucks · Post by **DooKSucks** » Wed Nov 12, 2014 10:31 am

Three minutes? Braggart....

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Wed Nov 12, 2014 11:15 am

No way I would put my dick into her. Ever.

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Wed Nov 12, 2014 11:34 am

in and out

in......out.....in.....out...in..out..in.out.inoutinoutinout BAAAAAAAMMMM!

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 1:08 pm

To misquote the Rolling Stones, time is not on her side. That ass is way too big even now, but most hetero men wouldn't be grossed out by it (and some may even be attracted to it) even if it is abnormally large. But 20 years from now? Ugh. And I don't even want to think of anything beyond that...

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 1:58 pm

well yea...I don't think anyone wants to marry that ass and have to deal with it down the road.

Even Kanye don't plan on being around more than 5 years

innocentbystander · Post by **innocentbystander** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 1:48 am

eCat wrote:well yea...I don't think anyone wants to marry that ass and have to deal with it down the road.

Even Kanye don't plan on being around more than 5 years

she has a pretty ass

Bklyn · Post by **Bklyn** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 7:35 am

eCat wrote:well yea...I don't think anyone wants to marry that ass and have to deal with it down the road.

Even Kanye don't plan on being around more than 5 years

LOL...and true.

Also, good luck with any mid-50years old ass...yours, or your lady's...when speaking on how well it's holding up.

I'd absolutely destroy that ass. I'd absolutely hate to have to speak with her afterwards.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 10:02 am

Yes, the female ass does, alas, start to slip in the 50's (in many cases well before that), even for the most devoted gym rat. When that layer of fine fat that we all love so much starts to lose its viscosity, what was once an arousing handful of firm flesh begins to feel like pudding squishing through your fingers. Of course we men have our own issues, but still, what would be a handful of pudding on most women is going to be a dismal swamp of unsupportable quicksand in Kardashian's case, a veritable Everglades of saggity assfat...

BigRedMan · Post by **BigRedMan** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 11:41 am

I hope her, her mother, and the wookie sister drive off a cliff and are eaten by wild bears.

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 4:22 pm

hedge wrote:Yes, the female ass does, alas, start to slip in the 50's (in many cases well before that), even for the most devoted gym rat. When that layer of fine fat that we all love so much starts to lose its viscosity, what was once an arousing handful of firm flesh begins to feel like pudding squishing through your fingers. Of course we men have our own issues, but still, what would be a handful of pudding on most women is going to be a dismal swamp of unsupportable quicksand in Kardashian's case, a veritable Everglades of saggity assfat...

I have to say, my wife has become a devoted gym rat doing this 30 minute workout room they have almost every night - and its transformed her body including shaping up her ass.

Seeing her undress now puts some lead back in my pencil. Lead that I thought had gone the way of the dodo bird.

Unfortunately the cold weather has hit and we've stopped walking 3 miles everyday. Not sure how long her snacking habits will stay under wraps without a calorie burn to support it.

crashcourse · Post by **crashcourse** » Thu Nov 20, 2014 12:25 pm

pilates has been a godsend to my wifes tits and butt.
shes been doing it twice a week for couple of years. like fucking a virgin again
unfortunately she's 50 and menopause has reared its ugly head. hot flashes and moodiness are a bitch

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Thu Nov 20, 2014 1:40 pm

I kinda feel like I owe it back to my wife to do something like working out or whatever, but then I eat a little debbie cake and the feeling goes away

Little Debbie = redneck Xanax

Saint · Post by **Saint** » Thu Nov 20, 2014 7:02 pm

Swiss Roll or Fudge Round?

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Thu Nov 20, 2014 8:01 pm

if I have to Fudge Round but first choice is Swiss Roll. Oatmeal Pie is a distant third.

Saint · Post by **Saint** » Thu Nov 20, 2014 10:13 pm

what about the hexagon shaped things with icing (white with chocolate stripes) over two cakes with a cream center? I could do those every so often but I'm with you on 1 thru 3. I like to freeze the Swiss Rolls and then peel off the chocolate coating and then unwrap the velvety cake until I get to the cream in the center. Sometimes I chop it in little pieces like a California Roll though.

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Thu Nov 20, 2014 10:42 pm

Do they sell "fancy cakes" at your store? Those are solid while little debbie cakes with white filling.

Its like if you bought a wedding cake at Denny's.

Cletus · Post by **Cletus** » Thu Nov 20, 2014 11:43 pm

The correct answer is Star Crunch.

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