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Post by AlabamAlum » Thu Oct 23, 2014 6:31 pm

A YouTube link will be http://YouTube/hfghtrfjju453 or whatever.



Copy just the hfghtrfjju453, select it, and hit the YouTube button on the text box (full editor, not the quick reply).
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Post by AlabamAlum » Thu Oct 23, 2014 6:33 pm

Oh well, you got it, unfortunately. That's been posted, too.


I wanted to like it, and Tosh does favor Kiffen, but it doesn't make Lane look bad. It makes the rival fans look bad. It would have been better to have lane sneak into Saban's office when he wasn't there or whatever.
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Post by DDAL » Thu Oct 23, 2014 6:38 pm

It would have been pretty funny for that to have been Saban's answering machine or something, but there are some really good zingers in there.

"Nice tits bitch";

"How does Saban's Oatmeal Cream Pie taste"; and

"Do you wear that visor when you fuck your dad"

Are my personal favorites.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Thu Oct 23, 2014 7:06 pm

You and I have a decidedly different idea on funny one - liners.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Thu Oct 23, 2014 8:49 pm

AA, you rule this thread with an iron fist.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Thu Oct 23, 2014 9:02 pm

I rule nothing. I ask. I am not in a position to demand anything here.
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Post by DDAL » Thu Oct 23, 2014 10:47 pm

Some of us find vulgarity funny and others are stodgy curmudgeons. To each their own.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Thu Oct 23, 2014 10:53 pm

I certainly am not "stodgy" but that was obviously meant to lampoon Kiffen, which is fine, but instead it lampooned anonymous rival fans. The profanity did, with a certain ilk, make it "Kewl" I suppose.
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Post by DDAL » Thu Oct 23, 2014 11:01 pm

Not a fan of the Jerky Boys either, eh?
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Post by AlabamAlum » Thu Oct 23, 2014 11:04 pm

No.
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by hedge » Fri Oct 24, 2014 8:52 am

It would've been funny if Saban had called in and said something rude...
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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Oct 24, 2014 8:53 am

Exactly. That would have been funny.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Oct 24, 2014 1:09 pm

Now this is funny.


The SEC Network program line-up:


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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Oct 24, 2014 8:15 pm

Not really
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Post by AlabamAlum » Sat Oct 25, 2014 11:16 pm

Ugly game for three quarters, but Tennessee had a lot to do with that. Glad to have an off week. We play like this at LSU, and they'll skull drag us.
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Post by 10ac » Sun Oct 26, 2014 12:10 am

Congratulations.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Sun Oct 26, 2014 12:13 am

Thanks. Good luck the rest of the way.
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by AlabamAlum » Sun Oct 26, 2014 12:23 am

Y'all have some interesting games left.

@SoCar, winnable
KY, winnable
Mizzou, winnable
@Vandy, will win.

So, anywhere from 4-8 to 7-5.
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by AlabamAlum » Sun Oct 26, 2014 12:38 am

Anyway, Tennessee is getting better week after week. You guys played with heart. I don't think I will be able to boast that the last Tennessee win was Fulmer vs Shula for much longer.
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Oct 27, 2014 9:14 am

SECCG scenarios:

If MissState wins out, they go.

If Ole Miss wins out, they go.

If Alabama wins out, they would need Ole Miss to lose once more to go. (Probable, OM plays Auburn, Arkie, and MSU).

If Auburn wins out, they would need MSU to lose twice more to go. (Possible, MSU is at Bama and Ole Miss).

LSU would need a lot to happen. MSU would have to lose three times, for example.
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