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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Oct 08, 2014 9:06 am

I'm not talking about Phyllis or Charles from Reeltown.
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Oct 08, 2014 9:40 am

Dan Patrick makes Cowherd look like a little girl.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Oct 08, 2014 9:53 am

Correct.
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Post by KeviNole » Wed Oct 08, 2014 10:16 am

Phyllis is great entertainment (and I suspect she's an actress, but I don't know...I can't stand to listen to Finebaum or watch his show).

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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Oct 08, 2014 10:23 am

No, she is a real person. I met her once after her best cancer treatment.
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Oct 08, 2014 10:34 am

There's a joke in there somewhere

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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Oct 08, 2014 11:15 am

A double mastectomy is hilarious.
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Post by Dr. Nostron » Wed Oct 08, 2014 2:45 pm

Cowherd > Patrick.

Dan is way to smarmy for my tastes

he and Olberman started this bullshit where sports center anchors think its about them instead of what they are covering

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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Oct 08, 2014 3:01 pm

You hate Cowherd or you are wrong.
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Oct 08, 2014 5:11 pm

Dr. Nostron wrote:Cowherd > Patrick.

Dan is way to smarmy for my tastes

he and Olberman started this bullshit where sports center anchors think its about them instead of what they are covering
Moron.

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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by KeviNole » Wed Oct 08, 2014 8:18 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:No, she is a real person. I met her once after her best cancer treatment.
Breast cancer is the best cancer!

Now I'm just sad.

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Post by DooKSucks » Thu Oct 09, 2014 8:23 pm

Phyllis called in today. She loves her Tide, and she is a whack job. However, she came across as a fundamentally decent person in that call. She is crazy, but she obviously cares about others.
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Post by dave_rickart » Thu Oct 09, 2014 8:43 pm

kinda like the Get Sum Guy
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Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Oct 10, 2014 4:04 am

Fuck her in the pussy!

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Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Oct 11, 2014 9:19 pm

If Arkansas had a halfway decent QB they would have broken their losing streak.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Sat Oct 11, 2014 9:39 pm

The Hogs outplayed us. Not sure how we won, we certainly didn't deserve the win. I'll take it, though.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Oct 11, 2014 11:17 pm

You won because of a great defensive play blocking an extra point.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Sat Oct 11, 2014 11:25 pm

Great? Luck. The lineman for Arkie slipped and allowed penetration.
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Oct 11, 2014 11:45 pm

You said the same when Hedge visited

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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by AlabamAlum » Sun Oct 12, 2014 10:35 am

TAMU will deal us fits. We have a puncher's chance, but Hill will make our secondary look silly. Our defense is geared to hold power running teams to a score or two. That whole forward pass thing frightens and confuses us.

Give us 4 points for being at home, and we may hold on by a FG. That said, our FG kicker has been hurt half the year. Something to do with his back. FG kickers don't use their backs, do they?
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