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Post by hedge » Thu Sep 25, 2014 2:00 pm

I didn't mean "went off the rails" in a bad way, just that something highly incongruous occurred....

Hard to think it's a coincidence that the Coen brothers directed both The Big Lebowski and NCFOM and then you get something like that. Indeed, the cosmonaut could be a nod to The Man Who Wasn't There, yet another Coen brothers offering...
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Post by eCat » Thu Oct 02, 2014 9:56 am

I haven't watched Conan since he moved to TBS (actually I never watched him on NBC either) but I didn't realize Triumph the insult comic dog was still around.

I found this one last night and I was laughing my ass off

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Post by Bklyn » Thu Oct 02, 2014 2:26 pm

JCVD's daughter does the...let's be honest, who the fuck cares? No matter what she's doing, she can get it...


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Post by eCat » Thu Oct 02, 2014 3:04 pm

she is a cutie
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Post by hedge » Thu Oct 02, 2014 3:25 pm

One time in college a guy bet me a six-pack that I couldn't keep my foot in a bucket of ice water for one minute. Phhhhhhh. As fucked up as I was back then, I could've submerged my whole body for a minute in ice water. And, as Stu has shown in pictures, I used to take a new year's day dip every year. Not ice cold, but probably somewhere in the 40's or low 50's. I've heard it's good for the organs. I've swam off the beach in northern Cali and in rivers in Montana. Very bracing...
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Post by eCat » Sun Oct 05, 2014 3:01 pm

The Equalizer is predictable but I loved it.

Denzel does badass better than anyone.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Sun Oct 05, 2014 3:08 pm

[spoiler=]I liked it it but found the use of him using tools to kill the Russian mob at home depot a bit much. Hey, why not use one of the dozen or so weapons on the floor after you kill a mobster.[/spoiler]
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Post by eCat » Sun Oct 05, 2014 4:51 pm

My favorite part - he didn't come for advice, he came for permission
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Post by sardis » Tue Oct 07, 2014 11:59 am

Man, what happened to her? Was she on drugs or something?

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Post by hedge » Tue Oct 07, 2014 12:19 pm

Yeah. Chocolate. Vanilla. Strawberry...
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Post by eCat » Tue Oct 07, 2014 12:39 pm

that's probably going to be the oddest story I've read today
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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:08 pm

She got fat. They all do eventually.
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Post by hedge » Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:47 pm

She's actually not as fat as her younger day boobs would've led me to believe she would get...
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Post by hedge » Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:49 pm

You've gotta think she made more for a couple episodes serving up her tits on Baywatch than she can make in a year serving up ice cream...
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Post by sardis » Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:59 pm

or even serving up her tits to construction workers behind the ice cream truck would earn her more than serving ice cream.
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Post by hedge » Tue Oct 07, 2014 3:07 pm

At least from her experience on Baywatch, she has plenty of practice making a tit float...
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Post by eCat » Tue Oct 07, 2014 5:30 pm

my favorite was Erika Eleniak
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Bklyn » Tue Oct 07, 2014 10:20 pm

I was more partial to Nikki Sixx's wife, out of all those broads, than any other.
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Post by Dr. Nostron » Wed Oct 08, 2014 2:40 pm

eCat wrote:my favorite was Erika Eleniak

Wasnt she the one that jumped out of the cake topless in the Steven seagall movie?

If so, fantastic!!
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Post by hedge » Wed Oct 08, 2014 3:25 pm

I'm sure you were more focused on the cake...
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