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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:49 pm

How many more days until they play?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Ron Mexico » Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:55 pm

What year is that Vargas kid for Kentucky? He was freaking terrible. And if Jones and Knight return I pity the poor guy I heard call Cal last year and plead for more playing time for John Hood.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:58 pm

Ron Mexico wrote:What year is that Vargas kid for Kentucky? He was freaking terrible. And if Jones and Knight return I pity the poor guy I heard call Cal last year and plead for more playing time for John Hood.

Vargas sucked. That said, he contributed about as much as Henson did during the game.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Cats rule » Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:59 pm

Bluecat wrote:Who you callin' stupid?
I see where you might be confused. in this instance i meant saint, though mistakenly thinking i was referring to ds or thumb is understandable

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bluecat » Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:02 pm

heh. That might have been a softball, but working ds and thumb in was a nice touch.

Yeah, forgot about Vargas -- and Hood. And Poole. Guess they fall under the "and good depth" category that Goldie used for the Scrub Heels.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:05 pm

Bluecat wrote:Yeah, forgot about Vargas -- and Hood. And Poole. Guess they fall under the "and good depth" category that Goldie used for the Scrub Heels.

TBH, I'm a bit surprised Calipari isn't pushing them to declare for the NBA draft.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bluecat » Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:08 pm

**Sigh**.

Damn, Crotch, you're a fucking lockjaw bulldog. You find one bone to lick, sink your teeth in it and won't let go. You're not one of those hyper-focused, tunnel-vision mad scientists, are ya? You need a little A.D.D. in your life, man.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:24 pm

Ah, the old UNC refs bullshit line comes out AGAIN...Henson had 3 fouls (albeit some were stupid on his behalf) in the first few minutes of the game, yet Junior Samples' grandson was forearming guys in the back like a mofo, with no calls on him. But he is not the reason you won that game. We lost due to UK's dook*-like pussy shot factor. Congratulations, dUKe!

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bluecat » Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:27 pm

Maybe Marshall should have dished it to Barnes for one of those "pussy" threes instead of getting his shit packed by Liggins when the game was on the line..

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:29 pm

Bluecat wrote:**Sigh**.

Damn, Crotch, you're a fucking lockjaw bulldog. You find one bone to lick, sink your teeth in it and won't let go. You're not one of those hyper-focused, tunnel-vision mad scientists, are ya? You need a little A.D.D. in your life, man.

...just stating facts, bud. Nothing more. Nothing would please Calipari more than to send the entire roster to the NBA. Wouldn't surprise me if he's not trying to get some of the student managers and trainers to some of the clubs. No doubt he's hoping someday UK will hang a banner in Rupp with all the names of the players he sent to the pros.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:30 pm

dUKe = 12-22 on 3's

UNC = 3-16 on 3's

Yet, the game was tied with about 4 minutes to play. That shit ain't happening again.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:31 pm

Crotch, you're coming around, brother. Come on over to our side of Blue Heaven, where our players want to be part of the fambly...

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bluecat » Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:32 pm

That's an opinion, not a fact, Crotch.

An example of a fact: 3-for-16 shooting by UNC. You're right, TAk. Shoot like that again and UK wins by 15.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:36 pm

So what is the word on Jones and Knight? My gut tells me Knight wants to stay, but Jones' head was in the NBA the moment he reneged on his commitment to UW.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bluecat » Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:41 pm

Jones went home to talk to his family about the decision but returned to class today. Knight's momma said education is important to them and will factor in the decision, especially since Knight is on pace to graduate in 2 and 1/2 years (total, not from now). However, Barnes' return could be a double-whammy for UK fans because many draft "experts" thinks that puts Knight in the top 5 of this draft and his stock won't improve any more than that, in fact, it will probably drop next year when Barnes, Sullinger, etc. declare. Meanwhile, the talk is the Jones believes he may actually move from 10-12 range into the top 5 with another year in college.

Who the fuck knows. I'd say it's 50/50 for both.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:45 pm

The Anti k* wrote:Crotch, you're coming around, brother. Come on over to our side of Blue Heaven, where our players want to be part of the fambly...

Watching Calipari push everyone out the door each year and rebuild the next just may make me think abut it TAK.. TBH, there's no way I could ever become a tarheel fan just like there's no way you could ever become a Wildcat fan. I'm sure you can relate.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:47 pm

I forgot to tell ya guys but yesterday I was bit by a pit bull. Coming home from the Reds game yesterday I stopped to check out a place in Blue Ash ripe for flipping, among other possibilities. Same exact place two doors down sold for $187 last year. He's asking $69. Place smells like BRMs ass before Charmin. But its a simple 2k sewer line fix.

Anyway, I go outside to check out the boundaries etc, out of fucking nowhere comes the next door neighbors mean ass pit. Yes, I was wearing red but, this leash ran into the property I was looking at. Fucking dog put two nice vampire stabs in my leg. His owner was cutting up a tree he just cut down onto the property I was looking at. Could be a great profit. Gonna have to figure out a way to kill the pit though.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:50 pm

FWIW...Patrick Patterson sent out a Tweet today telling all the UK players to stay in school and win a championship next year. Let's see who's smart enought to listen.

I'm guessing Patterson's Tweet didn't sit too favorably with Calipari.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:18 pm

Crotch puts two vampire stabs into Cal's leg...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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Damn it Rat, everyone knows pit bulls are a special special breed! Its the owners fault, not the animal that was specifically bred for violent tendencies!
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