Ostensibly Hoops

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 11:35 am

annnnnnd Calipari rides a scooter around Lexington. No word on if he points a finger and says "Ciao" to everyone as he drives by

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 11:56 am

No helmet? What kind of message does that send to the kids??

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 11:58 am

but look at that hair!

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:04 pm

Indeed, it is very helmet-like...

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:19 pm

Bet it has dead bugs trapped in the gel.

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:23 pm

The girl is wisely using the basketball as a helmet.

Bklyn · Post by **Bklyn** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:25 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:Bet it has dead bugs trapped in the gel.

Personally, I enjoy your one liners (even those who give you grief probably quietly appreciate many of them). That one above, however, is lazy and uninspired. Shameful shit.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:33 pm

Those are the best ones.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:52 pm

You should have added something along the lines of "like prehistoric insects suspended in amber"...

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:54 pm

(Yes, I now it's not an insect)...

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 1:37 pm

I'm trying to get a read on where that is

I know where Cal lives in Lexington and that isn't his house, and the street he lives on has a tree lined grass divider between the lanes -and its clear that is someone's back yard, so its like he was tooling around on his vespa and just pulled into someone's driveway

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 1:53 pm

So he's a child molester?

Dave23 · Post by **Dave23** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 1:58 pm

and an adulterer...

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 1:59 pm

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eCat · Post by **eCat** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 2:01 pm

hedge wrote:So he's a child molester?

not a concern as a candidate for coach of UK

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 12:28 pm

speaking of child molesters

the bar for banging your teacher has been raised

16 year old in Louisiana has a 3-some

OCTOBER 1--Two English teachers at a Louisiana high school are facing felony charges for allegedly having sexual relations with the same 16-year-old male student whose recent "bragging" to other pupils prompted a criminal investigation targeting the female educators.

one is hot, one might be hot but her mug shot has a deer in the headlights , you just rousted me out of bed at 3am look to her

aTm · Post by **aTm** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 12:32 pm

The older teacher is married with 3 kids. Imagine to what fury eCat would be stirred if after years of trying to have a threesome he found out his wife was having threesomes with a 24 year old coworker and a 16 year old kid.

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 1:21 pm

yes, that has been a long slow slog for me that ended up them wanting a 4some which I had to squash

Bklyn · Post by **Bklyn** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 1:39 pm

The mathematics of threesomes say that the uglier girl gets 2 additional points to her final score because...shit...you're in a threesome!

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 2:13 pm

I'd take that in a heartbeat

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