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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Sep 29, 2014 9:50 am

Last year 15-1. This year 0-4. I hate drafting in the middle. Calvin Johnson, dud. Eddy Lacey, dud. Frank Gore, dud until yesterday. Figures that one I dump Romo he has a career day. Fuck it. I'm not drafting drunk again.

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Re: College Football

Post by crashcourse » Mon Sep 29, 2014 10:27 am

same here

first in 1 league secoond in another got a trophy and 300 bucks

this year 2-6 combined record

at least the colts are .500

luck has more td passes then anyone so far

changing of the guard

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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Mon Sep 29, 2014 10:30 am

Luck started cranking out points in the second half of last season

I've about decided to bench Ryan and go with Luck - there is no excuse for why Ryan with that receiving corp didn't light it up on the road against Minnesota
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Sep 29, 2014 10:39 am

Roddy White, another bust.

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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Mon Sep 29, 2014 11:30 am

"so of course someone out there saw an opportunity to rake in hundreds of millions of dollars in cash from this"

CAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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Re: College Football

Post by sardis » Tue Sep 30, 2014 7:22 am

When am I going to learn to not sign up for fantasy football. It happened again this week. I was going to make a game day decision on whether to start Jamaal Charles or his backup depending if Charles gets the go ahead to play. Of course, I get tied down at work and have to travel and completely forgot about it.

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Re: College Football

Post by Bklyn » Tue Sep 30, 2014 9:35 am

Carolina's D cost me games two weeks in a row. They put up a -7 last week and I lost by 5. They put up a -8 this weekend and I lost by 1. I keep wanting to bench them, but I know they are a better defense than what they are showing.
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Re: College Football

Post by Dave23 » Tue Sep 30, 2014 10:12 am

I took Luck in a couple of leagues this year...very happy with that so far.

Of course, I also took Shady McCoy in a couple...
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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Tue Sep 30, 2014 11:30 am

Steve Spurrier is a freak

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Tue Sep 30, 2014 11:55 am

That's a hell of a comb-over...
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Re: College Football

Post by BigRedMan » Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:58 pm

You bitches will bow down to my 3-0 team!!!
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.

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Re: College Football

Post by aTm » Tue Sep 30, 2014 2:01 pm

You made an idiot rookie movie last night in FF.
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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Tue Sep 30, 2014 2:08 pm

F.U. DeSean Jackson and your .90 points against the NY Giants -

wtf - thats the FF equivalent of just signing your name on the ACT. You walk out on the field and you get .90 points!

Kick Kirk Cousins in the balls for me. If I had the Giants defense as my WR's, I would have had 50 points.

I'm gonna ride Steve' Smith's old ass until he breaks down and they have to take him out behind the track and shoot him in the head
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Tue Sep 30, 2014 2:31 pm

"Kick Kirk Cousins in the balls for me."

"Cunt" would've complimented the initial alliteration...
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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Tue Sep 30, 2014 2:41 pm

dammit, I hate when I miss the obvious stuff
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Tue Sep 30, 2014 2:45 pm

You succeeded with serpent's hiss of "Steve Smith's old ass"...
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Sep 30, 2014 3:58 pm

Kirk fucked me too ecat. Much like I did Hedges girlfriend in the ladies room when he took his chances and met us in Lebanon before Blue cat passed.

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Re: College Football

Post by BigRedMan » Wed Oct 01, 2014 2:12 pm

aTm wrote:You made an idiot rookie movie last night in FF.
What are you speaking of?
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.

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Re: College Football

Post by aTm » Wed Oct 01, 2014 2:25 pm

In the goat pen league, you were ahead by .8 points, but still had Edelman on MNF while I had used every spot.. Edelman ended up getting 2.3 more points or whatever, but you could have lost if he'd caught a short pass and someone had blown him up and caused him to fumble and get injured to start the game. Should have benched him before the game.
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Oct 01, 2014 4:05 pm

You are to invested. Get a date.

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