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Re: La Salle Explorers

Post by eCat » Fri Sep 19, 2014 9:57 am

screw that

I don't hang around animals that take pleasure in fucking me up
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Sep 19, 2014 10:01 am

Heh. She was an abuse case. Got her when she was about dead from malnutrition - free from the vet. I got her back on her feed and then sold. I got a few animals that way. Of course, her mental condition wasn't helped by my border collie who took it upon himself to fuck with that horse day and night.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Sep 19, 2014 10:05 am

She was the only horse I owned that I never rode at least once. She'd take a saddle and a bit, but would tell you no when you tried to ride. And her no really meant no.

I'm sure she probably ended up as steaks.
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Re: La Salle Explorers

Post by bluetick » Fri Sep 19, 2014 10:21 am

fri nite = Longhorse Steakhouse
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Re: La Salle Explorers

Post by hedge » Fri Sep 19, 2014 10:32 am

Jungle Rat wrote:
hedge wrote:Can a divorce court judge rule that she has to stay sober as a condition of getting alimony?
Absolutely
Well then the guy shouldn't have much to worry about if she's as bad off as advertised...
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Post by eCat » Fri Sep 19, 2014 10:35 am

I'm going to talk to him today and advise him to get a second opinion on his legal situation as well as talk to him about the drinking caveat in the divorce clause.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: La Salle Explorers

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Sep 19, 2014 2:39 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:She was the only horse I owned that I never rode at least once. She'd take a saddle and a bit, but would tell you no when you tried to ride. And her no really meant no.

I'm sure she probably ended up as steaks.
More like Wendy's burgers.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Sep 19, 2014 2:40 pm

eCat wrote:I'm going to talk to him today and advise him to get a second opinion on his legal situation as well as talk to him about the drinking caveat in the divorce clause.
That should be #1. If she doesn't agree to rehab he has the perfect defense.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Sep 20, 2014 2:16 pm

Finally closed on my rehab project. Took way to long with title bullshit. We should have been in late July but it wasn't a big deal because my cousin had a 4 week remodel in Michigan starting late July and I was spending August in Hilton Head.

We closed yesterday so today I took my oldest over there today so I could take before pics and she could pick out what she wants. They basically left everything but furniture. This guy was in his 70s so there's a lot of vintage stuff and since she's basically a copy of Audrey Hepburn and she loved it. Till she made her way to the basement.

Ended up the old man was a perv. Now she's stumbled across my dad's old Playboy's from the 70s in the basement and she gets that. Guys like looking at naked chicks. Whatever. I just heard her scream "What the fuck is this?!!!!"

Porn. Lots of it.

So I yelled "Dibs!"

She wacked me right upside the head.

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Post by eCat » Mon Sep 22, 2014 1:41 pm

something tells me the honeymoon didn't go as planned

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by DooKSucks » Mon Sep 22, 2014 2:26 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:When I sold my horses, the guy who bought them got kicked hard in the chest by an old mare. I thought she had killed him. He got up after a few labored gasps and just said, "you take a check?" Like it didn't happen.

That bitch was feisty. She'd step on your foot (on purpose) just for giggles. And if you didn't flat hand an apple or carrot when hand feeding, she'd bite the shit outta you.
My dad had a haflinger mare like that. She wouldn't screw with him or my niece, but anything else was fair game. She kicked me a few times and bit my shoulder once. She would do shit like that and then come try to nuzzle up and play. we had a stud that she dominated. He was scared of her. He sold that bitch last year. It is a shame he didn't sell her to a dog food plant...
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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Sep 22, 2014 2:43 pm

eCat wrote:something tells me the honeymoon didn't go as planned

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Post by hedge » Mon Sep 22, 2014 2:45 pm

"we had a stud that she dominated."

Do you plan on carrying on that fambly tradition in your marriage?
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Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Sep 22, 2014 2:49 pm

Did hedge just call DS a stud?
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Post by aTm » Mon Sep 22, 2014 2:57 pm

I wonder how Jonkey feels about horses these days?
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Post by DooKSucks » Mon Sep 22, 2014 3:00 pm

hedge wrote:"we had a stud that she dominated."

Do you plan on carrying on that fambly tradition in your marriage?
I am the male. I am always wrong...
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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Sep 22, 2014 4:43 pm

Unlike most males you are also dumber than a box of rocks as well.

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Post by CAT » Wed Sep 24, 2014 7:20 am

Why does he keep bailing her out? If he is buddies with the local Law tell them to let her ripen up in the drunk tank. A person has to want to sober up.
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Post by eCat » Wed Sep 24, 2014 7:48 am

he doesn't bail her out - but this is for the lawyer for her court date , and he really doesn't have much choice as long as they married - she has access to the cash just as he does
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Bklyn » Wed Sep 24, 2014 12:31 pm

A buddy and I were at the Ace Hotel in Manhattan last night catching some drinks because he's in town on business. Some mousey white lady comes up to us with the weirdest conversation (alternatively complimenting us and insulting us simultaneously, but fixated on our being black), essentially begging one of us to fuck her. She was married, in town from North Carolina, did not seem drunk at all (medicated is possible, though), lamenting she was about to turn 40 and babbling about how her young son is going to change the world. My buddy and I thought we were getting punked and kept looking around for cameras. Extremely weird.

So, after we fucked her...

(Nah, we left her there and went to go grab some dinner...my buddy looked at me and was like "what the fuck is wrong with NY?" My response was "hey, she was from North Carolina, don't blame my town.")
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