Florida State Seminoles
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Re: Florida State Seminoles
jw, just start talking baseball and somebody will join in. But it seems like you are more interested in mediocre smack.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles
War was beginning...
Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king.
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Yes I am and you should thank me you ungrateful cur.
- TheBigMook
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You should thank me for not turning you in for icing that broad in her own backyard the other day.
THE OG SSG
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I had nothin' to do with it. Strangely enough, in a small town like this you'd think it would be the gossip rage but I've heard nary a peep anywhere. People are keeping this one quiet. Must be a Twin Peaks origin to this one....
- TheBigMook
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I suppose the suggested manner of death is possible, but its uber strange. Why didn't she call 911? etc.
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Or maybe the fat bitch just got stuck in the window.
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gotta admit, that's a shitty way to go. imagine your last thoughts being -- am I really going to die stuck in this fucking window?
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So why did you do it?
Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king.
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Do what? My ex-wife is still alive...
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Re: Florida State Seminoles
you know why women move to Alaska?
because its about 10:1 men to women and they're so hard up they happily take a woman just a donut shy of 300 pounds because after you're done humpin on her, she'll keep you warm in bed.
because its about 10:1 men to women and they're so hard up they happily take a woman just a donut shy of 300 pounds because after you're done humpin on her, she'll keep you warm in bed.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Didnt they have a chimney?
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It would take a more diabolical mind than mine to figure out a way to kill someone by asphyxiation halfway in/out a basement window (hanging from a basement pipe while masturbating, entirely conceivable). Accidental death I could see if she was fleeing the house as an adulterer and the spouse made a surprise stop home, but even then you'd think that would be from the second story, not a basement.
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Trust me, the basement pipe thing isn't a 100% lock.
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It's not all that different from the way Rose McGowan bought the farm in the doggie entrance through the garage door in the original "Scream"...
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I love JW!
Take life with a pinch of salt, a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila
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I have not seen the movie you reference Chuck, but I imagine you relished the opportunity to work doggie, door and scream into a sentence with a proper chick's name.