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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Sep 17, 2014 1:24 pm

They could put that penny in their earhole...
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Post by hedge » Wed Sep 17, 2014 1:25 pm

I know it was a typo, but I chuckled at "bwonder"...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Sep 17, 2014 1:25 pm

What's a snap back?
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Post by Bklyn » Wed Sep 17, 2014 2:12 pm

crashcourse wrote:yeah in about 10 years when they bwonder why they cant get an interview--attempting to get rid of the discs out of their earlobes is going to cost them a pretty penny
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Post by hedge » Wed Sep 17, 2014 2:19 pm

I can do a snap back. In fact, I hadn't thought about it, but, being in the ag industry, it would probably be a good idea for me to be wearing a snap back when I visit customers. An adjustable back or fitted hat might appear too haughty...
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Post by hedge » Wed Sep 17, 2014 2:21 pm

I like how eCat just blurted out his disdain for earholes in the middle of a ball cap discussion. Kinda reminded me of Brick Tamland...
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Post by Bklyn » Wed Sep 17, 2014 2:23 pm

hedge wrote:I can do a snap back. In fact, I hadn't thought about it, but, being in the ag industry, it would probably be a good idea for me to be wearing a snap back when I visit customers. An adjustable back or fitted hat might appear too haughty...

True. Actually, the basic "ag" hat that all the Brookyn hipsters wear are always snapback. No way John Deere would ever have a fitted. If they did, I would buy it just to out-irony the hipsters.
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Post by hedge » Wed Sep 17, 2014 2:27 pm

Sadly enough, my wearing of ag hats is entirely un-ironic. I've got a pretty good collection, including the 2 different styles (all cloth, low profile and mesh back/super high profile) of company logo hats that we give out to customers and truck drivers...
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Post by aTm » Wed Sep 17, 2014 2:30 pm

True. Actually, the basic "ag" hat that all the Brookyn hipsters wear are always snapback. No way John Deere would ever have a fitted. If they did, I would buy it just to out-irony the hipsters.
I think they have those. Also, flat billed John Deere hat is good too.

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Post by eCat » Wed Sep 17, 2014 2:45 pm

I have a Von Dutch trucker hat.

Its pretty douchey so I don't wear it
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Wed Sep 17, 2014 2:58 pm

What about a dutch oven hat?
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Post by eCat » Wed Sep 17, 2014 3:07 pm

that's where you fart in the hat and stick in on your wife's head.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Sep 17, 2014 3:21 pm

Never did understand that flat bill. My cousins kids do that shit. I just tell them they look like punks and to pull their God damn pants up.

My ex sponge is dating a tattoo artist covered neck to ankle with tats. He has those Dumbass ear things too as well as an eyebrow piercing, lip piercing and about 8 other holes in each ear with what look like wires. Every time I see him I just laugh my ass off.

His 16 year old just had a kid too.

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Jungle Rat wrote:Never did understand that flat bill. My cousins kids do that shit. I just tell them they look like punks and to pull their God damn pants up.

My ex sponge is dating a tattoo artist covered neck to ankle with tats. He has those Dumbass ear things too as well as an eyebrow piercing, lip piercing and about 8 other holes in each ear with what look like wires. Every time I see him I just laugh my ass off.

His 16 year old just had a kid too.
from what you've posted over the years it sounds like your ex is searching for something she can't have. I'm not sure what it is but the ozziet and harriet life is elusive for her.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Wed Sep 17, 2014 5:02 pm

"He has those Dumbass ear things too as well as an eyebrow piercing, lip piercing and about 8 other holes"

Counting your ex-wife, make that 11 other holes (you gotta figure if she married Rat and is dating a guy like that, nothing is off limits)...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Sep 17, 2014 5:45 pm

eCat wrote:
Jungle Rat wrote:Never did understand that flat bill. My cousins kids do that shit. I just tell them they look like punks and to pull their God damn pants up.

My ex sponge is dating a tattoo artist covered neck to ankle with tats. He has those Dumbass ear things too as well as an eyebrow piercing, lip piercing and about 8 other holes in each ear with what look like wires. Every time I see him I just laugh my ass off.

His 16 year old just had a kid too.
from what you've posted over the years it sounds like your ex is searching for something she can't have. I'm not sure what it is but the ozziet and harriet life is elusive for her.
She has major Co Dependancy issues. That's why my oldest lives with me now. She figured it out.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Wed Sep 17, 2014 6:43 pm

eCat wrote:I have a Von Dutch trucker hat.

Its pretty douchey so I don't wear it
Not totally sure why, but that made me laugh out loud.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Sep 17, 2014 6:48 pm

He also owns Barney Fifes pistol.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Sep 17, 2014 7:52 pm

Bklyn wrote:
eCat wrote:I have a Von Dutch trucker hat.

Its pretty douchey so I don't wear it
Not totally sure why, but that made me laugh out loud.

it was one of those things where I thought the cap was cool but then I started paying attention to wore Von Dutch hats
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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