Boston College Eagles

[claver2010]

I afraid to ask how he knows his penis size.

IB takes his blogging very seriously. To register for his blog you have to send a picture of your penis along with something else for scale. I used a dime and TRE used a yardstick.

After all the times that he's had a blown out asshole, IB prefers the dime over the yardstick. He texts me that all the time!

[Jungle Rat]

Not buying it.

[Mr. Moneypenny]

Not buying it.

It's not for sale, dirty hooker.

[dave_rickart]

I afraid to ask how he knows his penis size.

it's part of freshman orientation at BC....

[claver2010]

I afraid to ask how he knows his penis size.

it's part of freshman orientation at BC....

Well then IB wouldn't know anything about it. He was nowhere near qualified to attend Boston College. He'll claim he didn't have the money but that means he didn't have the money to buy his way in with his horrible test scores and transcripts.

IB takes his penis knowledge very seriously. It's a natural default position for someone that fears women.

[innocentbystander]

it's part of freshman orientation at BC....

Well then IB wouldn't know anything about it. He was nowhere near qualified to attend Boston College. He'll claim he didn't have the money but that means he didn't have the money to buy his way in with his horrible test scores and transcripts.

IB takes his penis knowledge very seriously. It's a natural default position for someone that fears women.

Claver,

Let me offer a little advice to you about the Goat Pen, everyone here is smart. They don't always agree (quite often they don't) but it is a very smart board.

Dave Rickart graduated UVa. As Clarice Starling (Jodie Foster) said to Dr Chilton (Anthony Heald) in Silence of the Lambs "I graduated UVa doctor, its not a charm school." That is correct. UVa is probably the second most prestigous, second most competitive state universities in the country (behind only UC-Berkley, just ahead of the University of Michigan.)

DookSucks (and I also believe Hedge) both graduated UNC. If you ask Auggie (or any NCState graduate) or tre as he has to work with them day in and day out, they will all say the same thing about the Tar Heel grads, they think their shit don't stink. UNC is an outstanding school with some of the toughest academic requirements for admission in the country.

Claver I don't know how I would have done if I applied to BC. The SATs I cranked (scored that 760 in the math and my guidance counselor almost punched me in the face when I told him I ran out of time and left the last four math questions blank) and I was in National Honor Society for just one semister in my junior year. Unfortunately I just could not get better than a C in Calculus (because I didn't know my trig cold) and that cost me Honor Society Senior year. Of course (looking back) I regret not applying to your alma mater. But even if I had applied and had been accepted, it wouldn't have mattered since the financial aid form came back with a big old goose egg on it, no aid money for me. My dad made too much money and my parents had far too much equity in their home. But they weren't going to pay for my school (and I wasn't about to take out one penny of student loans), so it didn't matter. I had very few options. Northeastern nights is what I got (because it was dirt cheap for computer science) and not BC. Now what I should have done is pulled grades two quarters at Northeastern, and transfered those credit to BC night school and open enrolled there. Apparently, your evening program for comp sci is also "cheap" (not as cheap as Northeastern, but affordable enough on my warehouseman's salary.) I wasn't aware (at the time) that you even had an evening program. It was a couple of the posters over at EO that informed me about that and yes, I regret not doing that. Life goes on.

As far as women go don't confuse fear with anger, you are smarter than that. You graduated BC so I assume that you are smart. Be smart, don't be a smart-ass. I love women. I am not afraid of them. I am ANGRY with feminists because they are immoral. Feminism itself is immoral, just communism in a dress, a philosophy designed for the sole purpose of making ugly women financially whole at the expense of men who have no use for them. I see the Bible as the ultimate moral authority because that is God's law. And you (as a BC grad and I assume, a Catholic) should ALSO feel that way. And God said to Eve "Your desire shall be for your husband and he shall rule over you." God's LAW, punishment for all women because they can not follow the simplest of His instructions (don't eat that apple.) That is the LAST TIME God talked to a woman because (as far as God is concerned) that is all a woman need to know, just do whatever your husband tells you to do. Submit. He didn't even talk to the mother if His Son and our Savior. He let Gabriel talk to Mary. I wont even take a job where I work for a woman because I KNOW she will tell me to start eating apples. Two jobs back they made a woman my boss and I talked to HER boss and told him that it would not work for me. He told me that we were just going to try it out and for me to give her a chance. I sent resumes out that night, got a job offer two days later, and quit my job three days later. That is how certain I am that there is NO PLACE in this world where a woman is ever to give orders to a man. (Sidebar Claver, three weeks after I quit that job that woman gave me a call and started asking me technical questions on systems that I built for the company that they had no idea how to maintain or enhance. I told her I didn't work for her and to never call me again and she started to cry. That just further supports my belief that you don't make women bosses over men, ever.) When Hillary Clinton gets elected president in 2 years, our country is going straight to Hell and that is because people have stopped following God's Law.

[Jungle Rat]

DS isn't smart you Dumbass.

[hedge]

"The SATs I cranked (scored that 760 in the math and my guidance counselor almost punched me in the face when I told him I ran out of time and left the last four math questions blank)"

LMAO!

[Mr. Moneypenny]

Well, that was interesting.

[Mr. Moneypenny]

"The SATs I cranked (scored that 760 in the math and my guidance counselor almost punched me in the face when I told him I ran out of time and left the last four math questions blank)"

LMAO!

What? You don't believe him? You must be a woman.

[innocentbystander]

"The SATs I cranked (scored that 760 in the math and my guidance counselor almost punched me in the face when I told him I ran out of time and left the last four math questions blank)"

LMAO!

Yes I felt awful. I had the opportunity for the 800. And I went and f-cked it all up by running out of time. And my guidance counselor wanted to shoot me for squandering that opportunity. It probably cost me the appointment to Annapolis.

The thing is, getting the 800 in math, apparently there are a lot of kids who have done that. It was not as unusual to run the table in math and get all 60 or 80 questions right. My differencial equations professor at Northeastern, his son was attending Boston-Latin and scored the 800 in math and he told me that hundreds of students did that (each year) just in Massachusetts. Its just algebra and geometry. So at the time when I did it, it seemed like a big deal, but really it isn't.

[claver2010]

"The SATs I cranked (scored that 760 in the math and my guidance counselor almost punched me in the face when I told him I ran out of time and left the last four math questions blank)"

LMAO!

Of all the things that never happened, these two things never happened the most.

[innocentbystander]

"The SATs I cranked (scored that 760 in the math and my guidance counselor almost punched me in the face when I told him I ran out of time and left the last four math questions blank)"

LMAO!

Of all the things that never happened, these two things never happened the most.

I can see why someone such as yourself might say something like that. I suppose if you have lived your whole life and no one expected very much of you, then it would be impossible for you to disappoint them. For such an existance, getting any kind of strong, emotional reaction out of someone (perhaps someone who is supposed to be your mentor, someone who actually wants great things for you) is not something you would grow to expect. They would probably give you a knowing smile all the time and keep telling you that no matter how well you did or didn't do, that you did just fine.

Hands Claver a participation trophy

Let me ask you something, has anyone in your life (someone that is very close to you) ever envied you and if so, what did they DO (to themselves or to you) as a result of that envy?

[hedge]

"The SATs I cranked (scored that 760 in the math and my guidance counselor almost punched me in the face when I told him I ran out of time and left the last four math questions blank)"

LMAO!

Of all the things that never happened, these two things never happened the most.

Actually, the idea that someone would want to punch IB in the face is very believable...

[hedge]

How did you do on the language portion of the test, IB?

[innocentbystander]

How did you do on the language portion of the test, IB?

Not nearly as good, low 600s.

I grew up in a working class household. I had very working class grandparents and (as a result) I was not exposed to as many vocabulary words (growing up) as many of my peers. I was also not encouraged to read for fun. My grandfather actually thought (incorrectly) that spending any time looking at a Stephen King novel would be a waste of time.

The result of this upbringing was a failure to produce at a similar level on the verbal section.

[Mr. Moneypenny]

How did you do on the language portion of the test, IB?

Not nearly as good, low 600s.

I grew up in a working class household. I had very working class grandparents and (as a result) I was not exposed to as many vocabulary words (growing up) as many of my peers. I was also not encouraged to read for fun. My grandfather actually thought (incorrectly) that spending any time looking at a Stephen King novel would be a waste of time.

The result of this upbringing was a failure to produce at a similar level on the verbal section.

Where were your parents?

[hedge]

"I grew up in a working class household. I had very working class grandparents and (as a result) I was not exposed to as many vocabulary words (growing up) as many of my peers."

But I see you benefited greatly from the time-honored tradition of working class families everywhere who spend much of their free time doing geometry and algebra for fun...

"My grandfather actually thought (incorrectly) that spending any time looking at a Stephen King novel would be a waste of time."

I wonder how he would feel about spending time reading your posts?

[claver2010]

"The SATs I cranked (scored that 760 in the math and my guidance counselor almost punched me in the face when I told him I ran out of time and left the last four math questions blank)"

LMAO!

Of all the things that never happened, these two things never happened the most.

I can see why someone such as yourself might say something like that. I suppose if you have lived your whole life and no one expected very much of you, then it would be impossible for you to disappoint them. For such an existance, getting any kind of strong, emotional reaction out of someone (perhaps someone who is supposed to be your mentor, someone who actually wants great things for you) is not something you would grow to expect. They would probably give you a knowing smile all the time and keep telling you that no matter how well you did or didn't do, that you did just fine.

Hands Claver a participation trophy

Let me ask you something, has anyone in your life (someone that is very close to you) ever envied you and if so, what did they DO (to themselves or to you) as a result of that envy?

You know the funny thing, though. I was good enough to get accepted at Boston College several years after you got those fake SAT scores. I can assure you that the scores you pretended to get would not have been good enough to get in during the time frame that I did.

So other than that, and the fact I am more than certain that I have a much better job than you currently have even though I'm 15 years less experiences, your post is pretty spot on.

Just to be safe, let me clarify something for you IB. I'm not a woman so you don't need to either hate or be afraid of me.

As an aside, is that fact that your wife gives you an allowance a reason for you to hate her or fear her?

[claver2010]

Another question; what school was it that you failed out of for playing too much Dungeons & Dragons? I forget.