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Post by innocentbystander » Mon Aug 18, 2014 4:47 pm

Owlman wrote:Kick you out? your wife can't kick you out of your home. She can ask you to leave? And it's your choice. She can move out and file for divorce or separation. But she can't kick you out. She can't make you sleep on the couch either.
She can kick you out with the power of force provided by government. Consider the following:
  • (her) I am not happy. You need to make more money
  • (him) what?
  • (her) Next door they just bought an Escalade. I am still driving that same crappy Suburban you got for me 3 years ago. I want an Escalade
  • (him) No. I just left my job last year to take this one for a measly $3000 pay raise. And its taken me a year to get comfortable. And you want me to find yet another job so we can afford another $750 car payment? I am still paying on the Suburban.
  • (her) I'm not happy. Mom and daddy always said I get to be happy all the time. it is your job to give me everything I want. That is marriage.
  • (him) Forget it. That is NOT marriage. You are not getting an Escalade
  • (her) Then we are going to get divorced
  • (him) On what grounds? I am not a drunk. I don't hit you and I've never mistrated you. I don't fuck other women. Hell, you and I haven't even fucked in over a year which IS marriage.
  • (her) I don't care. I'm not happy and you told me no. Its over and you lose.(Picks up the phone, dials 911) Hello, I need the police sent to my home, my husband is beating me. Thank you. (hangs up)
  • (Police) You are going to have to leave this house sir. She doesn't feel safe.
  • (him) I haven't touched her.
  • (Police) We don't care. You have to leave. I will escort you to your room and watch you pack to make sure she feels safe. Tomorrow you can plead your case to the judge but for right now, you are gone from this house. Do you have any guns in the house, you have to give them to me.
And so it goes. Next day they are in court, and she files for a unilateral divorce (which she will get because that is the law now in all 50 states), plus alimony, child support, and she she keeps the house and primary child custody, and in the mean time, he will not be allowed in the home. Feminism has seen to it that this happens, the feminist imperative.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Aug 18, 2014 4:59 pm

All she has to do is get a protection order for whatever reason and you're gone for at least 10 days before you have a chance to defend yourself. They call it a cooling off period. If within those 10 days she also files for divorce good luck getting back in your house to collect your stuff without a deputy on hand.

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Post by sardis » Mon Aug 18, 2014 5:01 pm

I wish Rat and IB would get a room.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Aug 18, 2014 5:03 pm

I'm gonna punch you in the dick.

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Post by innocentbystander » Mon Aug 18, 2014 5:12 pm

sardis wrote:I wish Rat and IB would get a room.
Why? Because on this one thing he's right and I agree with him?

After rat gets done punching you in the dick, I get to punch you in the head.
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Post by aTm » Mon Aug 18, 2014 5:26 pm

And thus was the IB-Jungle Rat alliance of 2014 sealed, and the great golden age of cooperation and fraternity between the two established.
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Post by DooKSucks » Mon Aug 18, 2014 5:40 pm

Owlman wrote:Kick you out? your wife can't kick you out of your home. She can ask you to leave? And it's your choice. She can move out and file for divorce or separation. But she can't kick you out. She can't make you sleep on the couch either.
I do family/domestic law. Wait for it...Rat is right. Women (and some men) misuse Domestic Violence Protective Orders all of the time to get the spouse or opposing party (unmarried parents living together) out of the home to get an upper hand. Judges in our district are more strict on granting emergency/ex parte DVPO's and emergency/ex parte custody orders now because of the misuse to gain an upper hand at the commencement of litigation.

Also, in North Carolina, we still have Divorce From Bed and Board, which is only used now to force someone out of the home.
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Post by hedge » Mon Aug 18, 2014 5:49 pm

"You might hear feminists complain that it is mostly black men that are feeling the wrath of the police (and not middle class white men whom they hate, whom they have NO use for other than to spend the money that they make)"

You could've just said "me" instead of "middle class white men whom they hate, whom they have NO use for other than to spend the money that they make"...
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Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Aug 18, 2014 8:08 pm

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Post by DooKSucks » Mon Aug 18, 2014 8:40 pm

Fuck off
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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Aug 18, 2014 9:06 pm

This Ferguson thing is a freaking mess. The media ain't helping either.

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Post by Fifer » Mon Aug 18, 2014 9:07 pm

IB how long ago did this restraining order incident happen?

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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Aug 18, 2014 9:08 pm

Frigging Cardinals fans.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Aug 18, 2014 9:29 pm

I'll bet if CNN hadn't set up shop on an intersection a few hours ago there would only be a third there right now. Just more gas on the fire.

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Post by Owlman » Mon Aug 18, 2014 11:18 pm

Media isn't helping. They showed police shooting tear gas at a man for protesting, in his own yard. That does not calm the masses down.
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Post by innocentbystander » Tue Aug 19, 2014 1:33 am

Fifer wrote:IB how long ago did this restraining order incident happen?
20 years ago sir, 20.

I am over it. For two years I blamed ALL WOMEN for what SHE did (lying in court.) Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, she will say ANYTHING to get vengence (particularly when the man who says loved her, dumps her.) But I am a Christian so....

...I have forgiven her.
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Post by innocentbystander » Tue Aug 19, 2014 1:45 am

AlabamAlum wrote:The mighty Rat-IB-DS alliance of 2014. Henceforth known as RID14.
Apparently, AA also wanted to get punched in both the head and the dick.
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Post by sardis » Tue Aug 19, 2014 7:06 am

innocentbystander wrote:
Fifer wrote:IB how long ago did this restraining order incident happen?
20 years ago sir, 20.

I am over it. For two years I blamed ALL WOMEN for what SHE did (lying in court.) Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, she will say ANYTHING to get vengence (particularly when the man who says loved her, dumps her.) But I am a Christian so....

...I have forgiven her.
Yeah, I can tell.

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Post by eCat » Tue Aug 19, 2014 7:32 am

a friend of mine went thru a nasty divorce several years ago. He was so bitter about it that I didn't want to be around him.

Had a sticker on his car with Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes that said "piss on my ex wife"

I told him if he ever wanted to be around a woman worth a damn again to get rid of that stupid sticker and stop fucking obsessing about his ex.

He never took my advice - 12 years later he is still single with a string of one night stands including a woman with one leg, another just out of rehab and one living in a tent in the woods
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by BigRedMan » Tue Aug 19, 2014 8:09 am

Well I am sure the looting and general dumbassness from the crowd hasn't helped much either......
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