Boston College Eagles

[claver2010]

How can anyone possibly know that some anonymous stranger on the internet hasn't created more than one moniker? We rarely know our own hearts, far less the hearts of others. Who can scour the secret nooks and crannies of another's soul? Esp. a soul as foul and pestilential as yours? No, IB, the answer to whether you have created sock puppets, either yea or nay, is known only to you. And maybe not even to you. But at any rate, for everyone else, "knowledge" of this sort is an epistemic impossibility. Don't ask it. By whatever gods or demi-devils you pray to, don't ask it...

We exchange messages, both public and private, in an anonymous message board/blog. As a result, I plan to name my first child "Innocent" but likely only her middle name.

I will not be able to make it out East this year for any of the games. I am sorry. I wanted to go to the ZooMass game not because I like that opponent but I had every intention of having a real acutal tailgate at a BC game for once (instead of just mooching breakfast burritos off the Rettigs and Amidons in Compton.)

You realize the UMass game is in Foxborough and will be nothing like a "real acutal [sic] tailgate at a BC game" right, super fan?

[hedge]

"My physical presence at a tailgate will NOT (under any circumstances) be missed by anyone. No one cares."

Truer words have never been spoken. By you, at least...

[innocentbystander]

I will not be able to make it out East this year for any of the games. I am sorry. I wanted to go to the ZooMass game not because I like that opponent but I had every intention of having a real acutal tailgate at a BC game for once (instead of just mooching breakfast burritos off the Rettigs and Amidons in Compton.)

You realize the UMass game is in Foxborough and will be nothing like a "real acutal [sic] tailgate at a BC game" right, super fan?

I know. Thats exactly why I wanted to go to it. Because (for once) it will be a REAL tailgate (and Krafty Bob lets people tailgate in his parking lot unlike certain Newton residents who get all pissed at Chestnut Hill tailgaters, all 500 of them who pay the $2000 each year.) Now that you mention this, it makes me wonder how authentic you are mr claver. The real claver is probably going to the game in Foxborough. The real claver would be smart enough to know that tailgating at Foxborough will be 1000 times better than anything in Chestnut Hill. The real claver would not use terms like "super fan" either.

Hmmmmmm.... perhaps it is time that this claver provide some insight here as to something only the real claver might know (like what he texted me last September, one morning in Compton.)

[claver2010]

I will not be able to make it out East this year for any of the games. I am sorry. I wanted to go to the ZooMass game not because I like that opponent but I had every intention of having a real acutal tailgate at a BC game for once (instead of just mooching breakfast burritos off the Rettigs and Amidons in Compton.)

You realize the UMass game is in Foxborough and will be nothing like a "real acutal [sic] tailgate at a BC game" right, super fan?

I know. Thats exactly why I wanted to go to it. Because (for once) it will be a REAL tailgate (and Krafty Bob lets people tailgate in his parking lot unlike certain Newton residents who get all pissed at Chestnut Hill tailgaters, all 500 of them who pay the $2000 each year.) Now that you mention this, it makes me wonder how authentic you are mr claver. The real claver is probably going to the game in Foxborough. The real claver would be smart enough to know that tailgating at Foxborough will be 1000 times better than anything in Chestnut Hill. The real claver would not use terms like "super fan" either.

Hmmmmmm....

You're correct, Jumbo Colombo, I will be at the game on August 30th. I recognize that tailgating will be unlike any typical Boston College game and that is why I questioned your using the term "acutal" tailage at a BC game because it will be unlike any tailgate at any BC game.

I also know that Alumni Stadium is in Boston, not Newton. I also know that the parking lots for tailgating are in Boston, not Newton. Lastly, I know that the neighbors that complain pay their taxes to the city of Boston, not Newton.

We've established that you're a huge fan and know all sorts of things about Boston College, their home game atmosphere and the game day experience but I thought I would let you know of something that you might not be aware of. Every year 2,200 new students matriculate to campus. Upon their arrival they are given a gold t-shirt. Do you know what it says on the front of that t-shirt? I'll give you a hint. It starts with a Super and ends with a Fan. Other than that and every Boston College game I've ever been to over the last 10 years, I've never heard of the term "Super Fan" and therefore would never use it to describe, sarcastically, someone that clearly knows nothing about Boston College or it's football team.

Now, with that out of the way, do you want to try to meet up for the USC game this year? Maybe we'll get a chance to find each other in Boston as opposed to missing the opportunity in California.

[innocentbystander]

You're correct, Jumbo Colombo, I will be at the game on August 30th. I recognize that tailgating will be unlike any typical Boston College game and that is why I questioned your using the term "acutal" tailage at a BC game because it will be unlike any tailgate at any BC game.

I also know that Alumni Stadium is in Boston, not Newton. I also know that the parking lots for tailgating are in Boston, not Newton. Lastly, I know that the neighbors that complain pay their taxes to the city of Boston, not Newton.

We've established that you're a huge fan and know all sorts of things about Boston College, their home game atmosphere and the game day experience but I thought I would let you know of something that you might not be aware of. Every year 2,200 new students matriculate to campus. Upon their arrival they are given a gold t-shirt. Do you know what it says on the front of that t-shirt? I'll give you a hint. It starts with a Super and ends with a Fan. Other than that and every Boston College game I've ever been to over the last 10 years, I've never heard of the term "Super Fan" and therefore would never use it to describe, sarcastically, someone that clearly knows nothing about Boston College or it's football team.

Now, with that out of the way, do you want to try to meet up for the USC game this year? Maybe we'll get a chance to find each other in Boston as opposed to missing the opportunity in California.

I would love to go to Beantown for either USC or ZooMass and meet you guys. But you knew that already. Unfortunately, for the first time in many years, I will not be able to make it out East. Have too many events scheduled on the weekends (too many kids extra-ciriculars, too many little trips planned) plus we plan on spending way more time on the boat the weekends of Sept and Oct. I will be "off the grid" on those weekends, will be DVRing BC games as opposed to watching them live.

Next year, definately. Have a hell of a home schedule next year. Would be happy to be in town for FSU, RCC, or VPI. So we can plan on that.

[hansen]

http://eagleoutsider.com/phpbb/viewtopi ... =11&t=7883

SHOW ME YOUR TRUE IDENTITY, COWARD

Back off. We all remember what I did to that wall that messed with me.

[tobaccoroadeagIe]

I would love to go to Beantown for either USC or ZooMass and meet you guys. But you knew that already.

Clambake history says otherwise...

[dave_rickart]

who the hell still uses Sprint?

people from North Carolina.

must have been DS....

[innocentbystander]

who the hell still uses Sprint?

people from North Carolina.

must have been DS....

haven't seen him in a while

[Jungle Rat]

That's a good thing.

[innocentbystander]

That's a good thing.

Rat what kind of a season does Will Muschamp have to have this year to NOT be fired?

[HustlinOwl]

"we plan on spending way more time on the boat the weekends of Sept and Oct. I will be "off the grid" on those weekends, will be DVRing BC games as opposed to watching them live."

Don't they have Internet on those cruises? All of BC's games are on ESPN3(snicker), you shouldn't have to miss any of them.

[innocentbystander]

"we plan on spending way more time on the boat the weekends of Sept and Oct. I will be "off the grid" on those weekends, will be DVRing BC games as opposed to watching them live."

Don't they have Internet on those cruises? All of BC's games are on ESPN3(snicker), you shouldn't have to miss any of them.

No cruises scheduled. Out boat is 24 feet long, not 1000 feet long.

Internet coverage at the lakes of Arizona is crappy at best. They'll be kicking off in Boston and our boat will be out on the lake towing a large inflatable raft (with 3 or 4 screaming kids on it).

[Mr. Moneypenny]

They'll be kicking off in Boston and our boat will be out on the lake towing a large inflatable raft (with 3 or 4 screaming kids on it)...

and one formerly overweight, mustachioed gentleman wearing only a top hat.

[Jungle Rat]

A good one.

[innocentbystander]

A good one.

Fair enough.

I'm taking it that 4-8 and losing to another FCS team, is not a good season.

[billy bob bocephus]

I don't know what is sadder - that a bunch of bc fans have tracked down IB to continue harrassing him or that the goat pen irregulars are so bored that they have jumped into the fray whole heartedly

btw IB it's 'intentions' not 'intensions'

carry on

[innocentbystander]

I don't know what is sadder - that a bunch of bc fans have tracked down IB to continue harrassing him or that the goat pen irregulars are so bored that they have jumped into the fray whole heartedly

i think they are gone now. they are over at EO complaining about the NINE TURNOVERS in the scrimmage. but at least they have something to talk about

btw IB it's 'intentions' not 'intensions'

carry on

I shall

[claver2010]

We could talk about how you are fat and afraid of women if you would prefer?

[aTm]

How're things in Boston, claver?