College Football

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Mon Jun 30, 2014 7:15 pm

How do you hunt a bear Will Smith style?

Look for the Fresh Prints.

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Mon Jun 30, 2014 7:45 pm

boooooooooo

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 7:09 am

Ditto

BigRedMan · Post by **BigRedMan** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 9:19 am

I chuckled.

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 9:40 am

Q: How do you survive being attacked by a pack of clowns?

A: Go for the juggler.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 7:10 pm

Please stop and set up an appointment with your neurologist.

T Dot O Dot · Post by **T Dot O Dot** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 9:44 pm

I got good traction out of both jokes

proper dues to AA

Owlman · Post by **Owlman** » Wed Jul 02, 2014 9:10 am

How does Davy Crockett eat his pie?

A la mode (Alamoed)

BigRedMan · Post by **BigRedMan** » Wed Jul 02, 2014 9:41 am

The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Wed Jul 02, 2014 10:16 am

I keep getting bombarded by e-mails about enlarging my penis. I wish my wife would stop it.

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Wed Jul 02, 2014 10:25 am

AlabamAlum wrote:I keep getting bombarded by e-mails about enlarging my penis. I wish my wife would stop it.

ok, I'm using that one

BigRedMan · Post by **BigRedMan** » Wed Jul 02, 2014 11:17 am

I got an email stating they could add 6 inches to my dick.

I was like, what the fuck would I do with a 16 inch dick???

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Wed Jul 02, 2014 1:03 pm

Be able to see it, maybe?

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Wed Jul 02, 2014 1:42 pm

Go home and tell your wife you're going to introduce her to Mr. Dover. When she asks who that is, tell her Ben Dover...

bluetick · Post by **bluetick** » Wed Jul 02, 2014 2:10 pm

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

shoot him before he hits the water

Bklyn · Post by **Bklyn** » Wed Jul 02, 2014 2:21 pm

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Wed Jul 02, 2014 9:01 pm

hedge wrote:Go home and tell your wife you're going to introduce her to Mr. Dover. When she asks who that is, tell her Ben Dover...

Sometimes I just have to shake my head in disgust and move on.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 8:56 am

I thought that one would be right in your breadbasket...

crotch · Post by **crotch** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 4:28 pm

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aTm · Post by **aTm** » Tue Aug 12, 2014 12:01 pm

Browns-Lions was apparently the highest rated preseason NFL game of all time by almost 40% over the next highest rated game.

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