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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Jun 24, 2014 12:59 am

That's not surprising. Many in Crotch's own fambly think he's dead...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Jun 24, 2014 1:00 pm

my mom was driving my grandmother back from the doctor back in the mid 90's. She ran a stop light and was plowed into by a truck - knocked the shit out of the car.

My grandmother was like 88 and my mom was in her early 60's. They were both messed up bad in the wreck and my mom pretty much had her scalp peeled back and she was in out and of consciousness.

At the hospital she told me this story of my grandmother talking to the firemen that were cutting them out of the car. She got smashed in the mouth and couldn't talk well and she kept repeating a question to the fireman who couldn't understand her. Eventually my mom figured out that my grandmother was asking him "is she dead?" but in her pain and misery, my grandmother ended up snapping at the guy and after the 3rd time said "is she D....E....A....D.?"

Like a scene straight of a Cohen brothers film
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Jun 24, 2014 1:16 pm

Yep, like the scene in No Country for Old Men when the wife's cancer-ridden mom is in the back seat of the cab and asks "Do you know how many people I know in El Paso?", then holds up her hand in the form of a zero and says "That's how many"...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Jun 26, 2014 8:50 pm

Andrew Wiggins = Avery Johnson?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Thu Jun 26, 2014 11:57 pm

Glad JMM came out not to be drafted man what a poor choice

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Fri Jun 27, 2014 9:59 am

......make that 20 if you count Enis Kanter.


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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:28 am

The NBA sucks.

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Post by hedge » Fri Jun 27, 2014 1:30 pm

Cal really is turning UK into UNC. The standard criticism of Dean Smith is that he should've won so many more titles with all the talent he had. UK has 20 first round draft picks (many of them lottery picks) in 5 years and only one title to show for it? Hmmmm....
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Jun 27, 2014 2:24 pm

More proof that Andrew Wiggins is Avery Johnson's son...

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Jun 27, 2014 2:29 pm

Avery Johnson pissed (language NSFW)...

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Post by crotch » Fri Jun 27, 2014 4:22 pm

hedge wrote:Cal really is turning UK into UNC. The standard criticism of Dean Smith is that he should've won so many more titles with all the talent he had. UK has 20 first round draft picks (many of them lottery picks) in 5 years and only one title to show for it? Hmmmm....

.....can't disagree with you Hedge. Cal should have had 3 titles by now.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Jun 27, 2014 5:38 pm

Foiled thrice by inferior teams...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Fri Jun 27, 2014 11:46 pm

hedge wrote:Cal really is turning UK into UNC. The standard criticism of Dean Smith is that he should've won so many more titles with all the talent he had. UK has 20 first round draft picks (many of them lottery picks) in 5 years and only one title to show for it? Hmmmm....
In fairness, Dean did have his kids for at least 3 years, though.
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Post by crotch » Mon Jun 30, 2014 5:46 pm

KSR reporting that the NCAA will officially investigate unc's academic irregularities (better known as a scandal)....

http://www.goheels.com//ViewArticle.dbm ... =209535433

"The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill has received a verbal notice of inquiry from the NCAA that it will reopen its 2011 examination of academic irregularities. The NCAA has determined that additional people with information and others who were previously uncooperative might now be willing to speak with the enforcement staff.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Fifer » Mon Jun 30, 2014 6:38 pm

OMFG, The NCAA is finally going to do something about North Carolina. Bet they limit any punishment to football.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Jun 30, 2014 7:43 pm

this just in, Roy Williams to coach the Cleveland Cavaliers
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Mon Jun 30, 2014 10:27 pm

Roy should be fired for this mess he as ruined everything Dean as built

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Mon Jun 30, 2014 10:56 pm

goldenbear wrote:Roy should be fired for this mess he as ruined everything Dean as built
I'm guessing this unc cheating stuff was going on long before Roy was hired....

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jul 01, 2014 7:10 am

Dean probably invented it.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by BigRedMan » Tue Jul 01, 2014 9:19 am

No need to call him up to see if her remembers any details however.
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