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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by BigRedMan » Fri Jun 24, 2011 1:19 pm

aTm wrote:Is anybody else not really a fan of World Peace?

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Post by The Anti k* » Fri Jun 24, 2011 1:28 pm

So, when The Artist formerly known as Artest is whistled for his 6th foul, will the refs henceforth shout, "Peace out!"?

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Post by hedge » Fri Jun 24, 2011 2:33 pm

" Somehow, Jorts got drafted. By the Knicks."

Gottfried was interviewing some analyst on Mike and Mike this morning, he was saying the Knicks had a terrible draft. Said he didn't like Shumpert and that as much as he liked the story of "Jorts", they could've gotten him for a bus pass and a gift certificate to Appleby's just to to show up (starting at the 2 minute mark)...

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Post by eCat » Fri Jun 24, 2011 3:28 pm

Its now called the Kentucky Affect
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by The Anti k* » Fri Jun 24, 2011 6:10 pm

How tall is that chick, Rat? That dude is 7 feet tall and she was right up there ready for the smooch without him having to bend over much at all. Their offspring will be ginormous!

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Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Jun 24, 2011 6:29 pm

You're missing the point. Is this guy not the first in any pro draft to get tongue first thing after his name was announced? That's how you celebrate.

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Post by The Anti k* » Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:36 pm

Oh I think the Euro got a lot more than tongue from his Amazonian babe. Well done, son.

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Post by Hizzy III » Sat Jun 25, 2011 1:28 pm

Wow, didn't know Nick Charles was that old.

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Post by TheBigMook » Sat Jun 25, 2011 1:35 pm

How is Nora Charles doing?

What about Asta?
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Post by eCat » Sat Jun 25, 2011 10:02 pm

lorence Henderson, the actress who played perky mom Carol Brady in the beloved family sitcom, says she once got crabs after a one-night-stand with career politician John Lindsay, who was the mayor of New York City at the time.

Henderson, now 77, recounts in her upcoming memoir that she was cheating on her husband during the 1960s, and gave in to her better judgment when her married and unattractive friend put the moves on her over drinks at the Beverly Hills Hotel.

"I was lonely. I knew it wasn't the right thing to do. So, what did I do? I did it," she writes in "Life is Not a Stage," set for publication in September.

Henderson went home later that night, and awoke to a grisly surprise the next day as she saw "little black things" crawling over her bed and body.
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Post by Dora » Sat Jun 25, 2011 10:37 pm

John Lindsay was unattractive?

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Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Jun 25, 2011 10:56 pm

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lorence Henderson, the actress who played perky mom Carol Brady in the beloved family sitcom, says she once got crabs after a one-night-stand with career politician John Lindsay, who was the mayor of New York City at the time.

Henderson, now 77, recounts in her upcoming memoir that she was cheating on her husband during the 1960s, and gave in to her better judgment when her married and unattractive friend put the moves on her over drinks at the Beverly Hills Hotel.

"I was lonely. I knew it wasn't the right thing to do. So, what did I do? I did it," she writes in "Life is Not a Stage," set for publication in September.

Henderson went home later that night, and awoke to a grisly surprise the next day as she saw "little black things" crawling over her bed and body.

We all would have fucked Mrs. Brady back then if we could have. I sometimes still yank one out on her behalf.

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Post by The Anti k* » Sun Jun 26, 2011 12:24 am

That would have been a better story if Barry Williams had given Mama Brady the crabs.

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Post by Bklyn » Sun Jun 26, 2011 8:07 pm

or Sam the Butcher.

We sure know Mike Brady wasn't coming within 3 feet of any vagina.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Jun 26, 2011 8:22 pm

But did you really know that back then when you were watching it?

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Post by Bklyn » Sun Jun 26, 2011 8:34 pm

Well, considering I was 3 when it was on, no. However, I do remember one of the later specials, where everyone came back, as adults for Christmas or some shit, and AIDS hysteria was whipping hard. As soon as he came on camera with a porn-stache and looking like he weighed a buck twenty, the teenage me thought something was up.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crashcourse » Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:50 am

I thought greg did both mom and daughter--hell he probably did alice too

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Mon Jun 27, 2011 12:07 pm

Calipari's new $36.5 million contract extension......

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Mon Jun 27, 2011 2:02 pm

What, no incentive for recruiting championships?

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