Ostensibly Hoops
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
That's not surprising. Many in Crotch's own fambly think he's dead...
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my mom was driving my grandmother back from the doctor back in the mid 90's. She ran a stop light and was plowed into by a truck - knocked the shit out of the car.
My grandmother was like 88 and my mom was in her early 60's. They were both messed up bad in the wreck and my mom pretty much had her scalp peeled back and she was in out and of consciousness.
At the hospital she told me this story of my grandmother talking to the firemen that were cutting them out of the car. She got smashed in the mouth and couldn't talk well and she kept repeating a question to the fireman who couldn't understand her. Eventually my mom figured out that my grandmother was asking him "is she dead?" but in her pain and misery, my grandmother ended up snapping at the guy and after the 3rd time said "is she D....E....A....D.?"
Like a scene straight of a Cohen brothers film
My grandmother was like 88 and my mom was in her early 60's. They were both messed up bad in the wreck and my mom pretty much had her scalp peeled back and she was in out and of consciousness.
At the hospital she told me this story of my grandmother talking to the firemen that were cutting them out of the car. She got smashed in the mouth and couldn't talk well and she kept repeating a question to the fireman who couldn't understand her. Eventually my mom figured out that my grandmother was asking him "is she dead?" but in her pain and misery, my grandmother ended up snapping at the guy and after the 3rd time said "is she D....E....A....D.?"
Like a scene straight of a Cohen brothers film
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Yep, like the scene in No Country for Old Men when the wife's cancer-ridden mom is in the back seat of the cab and asks "Do you know how many people I know in El Paso?", then holds up her hand in the form of a zero and says "That's how many"...
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Andrew Wiggins = Avery Johnson?
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Glad JMM came out not to be drafted man what a poor choice
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......make that 20 if you count Enis Kanter.
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The NBA sucks.
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Cal really is turning UK into UNC. The standard criticism of Dean Smith is that he should've won so many more titles with all the talent he had. UK has 20 first round draft picks (many of them lottery picks) in 5 years and only one title to show for it? Hmmmm....
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More proof that Andrew Wiggins is Avery Johnson's son...
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Avery Johnson pissed (language NSFW)...
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hedge wrote:Cal really is turning UK into UNC. The standard criticism of Dean Smith is that he should've won so many more titles with all the talent he had. UK has 20 first round draft picks (many of them lottery picks) in 5 years and only one title to show for it? Hmmmm....
.....can't disagree with you Hedge. Cal should have had 3 titles by now.
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Foiled thrice by inferior teams...
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In fairness, Dean did have his kids for at least 3 years, though.hedge wrote:Cal really is turning UK into UNC. The standard criticism of Dean Smith is that he should've won so many more titles with all the talent he had. UK has 20 first round draft picks (many of them lottery picks) in 5 years and only one title to show for it? Hmmmm....
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KSR reporting that the NCAA will officially investigate unc's academic irregularities (better known as a scandal)....
http://www.goheels.com//ViewArticle.dbm ... =209535433
"The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill has received a verbal notice of inquiry from the NCAA that it will reopen its 2011 examination of academic irregularities. The NCAA has determined that additional people with information and others who were previously uncooperative might now be willing to speak with the enforcement staff.
http://www.goheels.com//ViewArticle.dbm ... =209535433
"The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill has received a verbal notice of inquiry from the NCAA that it will reopen its 2011 examination of academic irregularities. The NCAA has determined that additional people with information and others who were previously uncooperative might now be willing to speak with the enforcement staff.
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OMFG, The NCAA is finally going to do something about North Carolina. Bet they limit any punishment to football.
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this just in, Roy Williams to coach the Cleveland Cavaliers
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Roy should be fired for this mess he as ruined everything Dean as built
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I'm guessing this unc cheating stuff was going on long before Roy was hired....goldenbear wrote:Roy should be fired for this mess he as ruined everything Dean as built
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Dean probably invented it.
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No need to call him up to see if her remembers any details however.
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