Florida State Seminoles
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awkward conversation for the day
me: hey, I noticed employee X's hire date was 1974, we need to recognize his 40 years of service next week at our event
employee X's boss: I wouldn't do that, I'm firing him this Friday
me: umm...I ordered a cake already
me: hey, I noticed employee X's hire date was 1974, we need to recognize his 40 years of service next week at our event
employee X's boss: I wouldn't do that, I'm firing him this Friday
me: umm...I ordered a cake already
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Scrape his name off the cake and say its a D-Day anniversary cake.
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Must have been days away from a full pension.
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You should tell the guy to call in sick on Friday and tell him not to answer the phone all day.
But if he seems like the postal kinda guy that might blow up the building, then you should call in sick.
But if he seems like the postal kinda guy that might blow up the building, then you should call in sick.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
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Depending on whether or not you include abortion doctor assassins as domestic terrorists, I think they have taken the lives of more people in the US than foreign "jihadists" have.
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Per wiki:Bklyn wrote:Depending on whether or not you include abortion doctor assassins as domestic terrorists, I think they have taken the lives of more people in the US than foreign "jihadists" have.
In the U.S., violence directed towards abortion providers has killed at least eight people, including four doctors, two clinic employees, a security guard, and a clinic escort.[8][9]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-abort ... ted_States
9/11 was just a tad bigger than that.
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sardis wrote:Janet Reno would be most pleased.
http://news.yahoo.com/u-revives-group-f ... 21629.html
Bout time. That tea party is plain out of control.
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Well, I didn't say they were the biggest contributor, just a contributor. My guess, without looking at the numbers, Timothy McVeigh is the highest weighting of the attribution. Lord knows if I include southern lynchings after 1920...Cletus wrote:Per wiki:Bklyn wrote:Depending on whether or not you include abortion doctor assassins as domestic terrorists, I think they have taken the lives of more people in the US than foreign "jihadists" have.
In the U.S., violence directed towards abortion providers has killed at least eight people, including four doctors, two clinic employees, a security guard, and a clinic escort.[8][9]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-abort ... ted_States
9/11 was just a tad bigger than that.
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I take it back. I did my research and that 3,000 on 9/11 eclipses the 200 (I did include the Alabama church bombings...but no way I was gonna try to pull lynching numbers).
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Disappointed.
If you have the facts on your side, pound the facts. If you have the law on your side, pound the law. If you have neither on your side, pound the table.
If you have the facts on your side, pound the facts. If you have the law on your side, pound the law. If you have neither on your side, pound the table.
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You're right, I'm just tired...and still in the office (4th day in a row working past midnight). I'll bring a better game next week.
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Is the Oklahoma City bombings considered a domestic terrorism event? How many were killed there?
Also, Waco and Ruby Ridge.....oh wait.
Also, Waco and Ruby Ridge.....oh wait.
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Goin' all Ruby Ridge on the tea party would be too obvious. I suggest a little more subtlety, perhaps a Kristallnacht II.
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As long as you're one of the victims, I would support it...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Yes. 168. By far the biggest single act in our history wrt "domestic terrorism."sardis wrote:Is the Oklahoma City bombings considered a domestic terrorism event? How many were killed there?
Also, Waco and Ruby Ridge.....oh wait.
It was an action motivated by politics and ideology. Definitely domestic terrorism.
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William Barr as wellsardis wrote:Janet Reno would be most pleased.
http://news.yahoo.com/u-revives-group-f ... 21629.html
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