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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat May 24, 2014 12:07 am

You put a turkey leg in his hand and he'd look a lot like hedge.
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Post by hedge » Sat May 24, 2014 3:24 pm

Harsh but fair, except that, unlike Rat, I am several inches taller than him, as opposed to several inches shorter...
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by aTm » Sat May 24, 2014 9:15 pm

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by eCat » Mon May 26, 2014 7:03 am

not that I'm into soccer that much but you can't find 1 spot for Donovan to make the team ?
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Post by Bklyn » Tue May 27, 2014 10:10 am

They left Isiah off the Dream Team, so this pales in comparison.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue May 27, 2014 10:38 am

He needs to stop acting like a bitch though.
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Post by aTm » Tue May 27, 2014 10:46 am

Isaiah?
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Post by DooKSucks » Wed May 28, 2014 10:41 pm

Bklyn wrote:They left Isiah off the Dream Team, so this pales in comparison.
Not really. Zeke was in full scale decline then. Stockon was his equal if not better. Plus, Zeke was a fucking cancer. Jordan told them it was him or Zeke. That was a no brainer. There have been no such rumors about anything of the sort with regards to Donovan.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by hedge » Thu May 29, 2014 1:08 pm

That you know of...
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Post by DooKSucks » Sat May 31, 2014 2:05 pm

True, but that rumor was out there about Jordan/Zeke and the Dream Team from Day One.
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It all ended in tears.

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by hedge » Wed Jun 04, 2014 7:52 am

That makes a hole in one seem like a 5 foot putt...
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

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::: passes on softball :::
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Jun 08, 2014 6:48 pm

I agree with the owner of California Chrome. Race all 3 or step aside.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by eCat » Sun Jun 08, 2014 7:44 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:I agree with the owner of California Chrome. Race all 3 or step aside.

I don't - if you don't have the fastest horse, you don't have the fastest horse, sit down and shut up
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by bluetick » Sun Jun 08, 2014 8:19 pm

Give the guy a certificate that says "my horse beat the three other horses that competed in all legs of the Triple Crown."

Then give him a big bowl of dick, along with a side of stfu.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Saint » Mon Jun 09, 2014 12:06 am

The reason that Chrome didn't win is now clear: His owner is a fuckhead and karma's a bitch.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jun 09, 2014 6:50 am

Either you race all 3 or stay the Fuck away.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by bluetick » Mon Jun 09, 2014 7:29 am

Each of the 11 Triple Crown winners had to beat fresh horses after the Derby.

But sure, change the rules. And all kids must get a trophy!
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