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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by hedge » Thu May 22, 2014 1:04 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:eCat is like a redneck Yoda.

Hmmmm...car repairs you must. Do or do not. There is not try. Y'all.
Up you must shut the fuck...
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by hedge » Thu May 22, 2014 1:06 pm

I'm sure the ladies at work appreciate your thrift and work ethic...
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by eCat » Thu May 22, 2014 1:08 pm

hedge wrote:I'm sure the ladies at work appreciate your thrift and work ethic...
but I was going for cockmanship!
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: MIT Engineers

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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by eCat » Thu May 22, 2014 1:21 pm

well I sure as shit ain't posting a pic of me holding anything on here again
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Thu May 22, 2014 1:41 pm

Awesome stuff. Part Mark Twain, part Lewis Grizzard, part Yoda. Love it.
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Post by hedge » Thu May 22, 2014 1:42 pm

pic of eCat holding gun
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by hedge » Thu May 22, 2014 1:42 pm

I don't know how to make it smaller...
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Post by AlabamAlum » Thu May 22, 2014 1:43 pm

Transmit the image through a plaster wall. That'll scale it down, hedge.
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Re: MIT Engineers

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Let 'er Blow!

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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by 10ac » Thu May 22, 2014 1:47 pm

Use img2.
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by eCat » Thu May 22, 2014 1:50 pm

That looks like the kind of guy that would travel across the country to mouth off at the government for trying to round up some cows.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Owlman » Fri May 23, 2014 1:27 pm

eCat wrote:heh

I remember a story my brother told me and its kinda stuck with me. Back in college, he and a friend went hiking in the Red River Gorge (beautiful place to hike if you ever get a chance). They'd been smoking weed all day, hiking and generally enjoying the day when they got lost on a trail that led upward along a cliff ledge with them thinking that just getting over the hill would result in them finding the path back to the car. Near the top they reached an impasse where the cliff ledge turned into rock climbing, something neither was able or prepared to do.

So their only option was climb back down the trail which took them a long time to get up and it being late in the night before they got back. At least that was the only option the friend saw. My brother's weed infused decision making led to option 2. Jump off the cliff onto one of the pine trees that was growing parallel to it and climb down turning a night long hike into a relatively short one.

The friend refused claiming it was too dangerous and began walking down. My brother grabbed his backpack, threw it off the cliff to where it would land at the bottom of the trees and said "welp, we're committed to it now" - and with much protest, him and the friend jumped onto a tree and climbed down.

That's my approach on stuff like this - just commit to it, and hope that either my desire to live or in this case my pride in not letting it end up looking shitty force me to do it right.

Of course if it turned out shitty, chances are you guys would have never heard of it and it would just be another "that's my moron husband" story my wife tells her friends at work.

Sadly she keeps them entertained regularly with those.
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri May 23, 2014 1:36 pm

My friend died there a few years back and he hiked there for 20+ years. Wasn't wasted either. Just slipped on some early ice and bye bye. Down he went 250 feet.

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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by BigRedMan » Fri May 23, 2014 2:41 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:Awesome stuff. Part Mark Twain, part Lewis Grizzard, part Yoda. Love it.
With a dash of Cooter from Dukes of Hazard.
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by BigRedMan » Fri May 23, 2014 2:43 pm

Also that ECAT picture should have BOTH a Rebel Flag and US FLAG as the background, a screeching Bald Eagle as watermark, and the words MERICA!!! FUCK YEAH!
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.

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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by AlabamAlum » Fri May 23, 2014 3:05 pm

Cooter. That's perfect...
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by AlabamAlum » Fri May 23, 2014 3:06 pm

Hence forth, eCat shall be known as eCooter. So let it be written, so let it be done.
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri May 23, 2014 5:49 pm

Sounds like an STD.

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Re: MIT Engineers

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