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I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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I'm sure the ladies at work appreciate your thrift and work ethic...
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but I was going for cockmanship!hedge wrote:I'm sure the ladies at work appreciate your thrift and work ethic...
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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I should draw a cartoon eCat as Mr. Goodwrench
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well I sure as shit ain't posting a pic of me holding anything on here again
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Awesome stuff. Part Mark Twain, part Lewis Grizzard, part Yoda. Love it.
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pic of eCat holding gun
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I don't know how to make it smaller...
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Transmit the image through a plaster wall. That'll scale it down, hedge.
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That looks like the kind of guy that would travel across the country to mouth off at the government for trying to round up some cows.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Well, that would end my friendship right there. Forcing me to do something that I consider risky? Sorry, that's it. Couldn't trust you anymore. You want to take the risk, I'll try and talk you out of it, but don't force me into this. Vincent VegaeCat wrote:heh
I remember a story my brother told me and its kinda stuck with me. Back in college, he and a friend went hiking in the Red River Gorge (beautiful place to hike if you ever get a chance). They'd been smoking weed all day, hiking and generally enjoying the day when they got lost on a trail that led upward along a cliff ledge with them thinking that just getting over the hill would result in them finding the path back to the car. Near the top they reached an impasse where the cliff ledge turned into rock climbing, something neither was able or prepared to do.
So their only option was climb back down the trail which took them a long time to get up and it being late in the night before they got back. At least that was the only option the friend saw. My brother's weed infused decision making led to option 2. Jump off the cliff onto one of the pine trees that was growing parallel to it and climb down turning a night long hike into a relatively short one.
The friend refused claiming it was too dangerous and began walking down. My brother grabbed his backpack, threw it off the cliff to where it would land at the bottom of the trees and said "welp, we're committed to it now" - and with much protest, him and the friend jumped onto a tree and climbed down.
That's my approach on stuff like this - just commit to it, and hope that either my desire to live or in this case my pride in not letting it end up looking shitty force me to do it right.
Of course if it turned out shitty, chances are you guys would have never heard of it and it would just be another "that's my moron husband" story my wife tells her friends at work.
Sadly she keeps them entertained regularly with those.
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My friend died there a few years back and he hiked there for 20+ years. Wasn't wasted either. Just slipped on some early ice and bye bye. Down he went 250 feet.
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With a dash of Cooter from Dukes of Hazard.AlabamAlum wrote:Awesome stuff. Part Mark Twain, part Lewis Grizzard, part Yoda. Love it.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
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Also that ECAT picture should have BOTH a Rebel Flag and US FLAG as the background, a screeching Bald Eagle as watermark, and the words MERICA!!! FUCK YEAH!
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
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Cooter. That's perfect...
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Hence forth, eCat shall be known as eCooter. So let it be written, so let it be done.
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Sounds like an STD.
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Here's a quick pencil sketch of eCat the mechanic.
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