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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Tue May 06, 2014 11:46 am

I do not like soda with my scotch, although I understand that that's a popular combination...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by bluetick » Tue May 06, 2014 12:32 pm

I keep a couple of plastic 6oz sippy-cups on hand...fill them 2/3rds with water and they are the perfect ice-size for a single malt on the rocks. Bagged or crushed ice doesn't hold up.
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Post by hedge » Tue May 06, 2014 12:35 pm

I do like those big cubes when I'm drinking something I want cold, but I prefer my scotch neat...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by crashcourse » Tue May 06, 2014 1:03 pm

double glenlivet on a couple of cubes with a tablespoon or so of water with a gherka with a connecticut wrapper forgot the name of it--that was a good night friday
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Post by hedge » Tue May 06, 2014 1:05 pm

You lost me on the gherka with a connecticut wrapper...
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Post by eCat » Tue May 06, 2014 1:40 pm

normally I could say I couldn't tell -

but last night I could taste the difference in that cheap house shit they were giving me and what I'm used to drinking.

I also think I can now tell a difference between Absolut and the higher end stuff. Absolut has - I wouldn't call it an aftertaste but just a harsher taste.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue May 06, 2014 1:59 pm

I don't drink that crap.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue May 06, 2014 3:23 pm

He meant Gurkha. It's a cigar.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue May 06, 2014 8:19 pm

Sounds like Indian food.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Thu May 08, 2014 12:10 am

Sabotage is better than I thought it would be. Arnold goes alot darker than any of his other movies. Its campy G.I. Joe shit but it has a bit of a twist at the end.

It also has a strong female character in it that is believable
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu May 08, 2014 3:59 am

No female is believable.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by AlabamAlum » Thu May 08, 2014 10:23 am

Pretty good parody of Wes Anderson doing a porno.



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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Thu May 08, 2014 10:31 am

as far as youtube is concerned there is no Johnny Leopard's Sultry Sunday album

that is a good video though

I would have gone with Barry White's "Your sweetness is my weakness"
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Thu May 08, 2014 12:57 pm

sometimes women just one up you

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by hedge » Thu May 08, 2014 1:12 pm

The gal in the pink shirt pops her head on the concrete pretty hard...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by aTm » Mon May 12, 2014 10:40 am

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Tue May 13, 2014 12:56 am

Human Centipede on Fearnet channel right now. It's just as bad this time as it was the first time I saw it...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Bklyn » Wed May 14, 2014 12:54 am

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Mon May 19, 2014 11:50 am

I'm hoping that with AT&T buying DirectTV they change alot of dickhead policies that DirectTV has

like no HBO GO on Roku, no copying recorded content for playback on a personal device and no batch playback of content.

I'm sure there are many other restrictions that DTV has that U-Verse didn't.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon May 19, 2014 5:24 pm

I can watch all of those on Warner. Just saying...
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