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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Wed May 14, 2014 10:46 am

I love that clip, but I thought he was going more for Ric Flair than albino...
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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Fri May 16, 2014 5:50 am

this is getting some attention

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: College Football

Post by AlabamAlum » Fri May 16, 2014 8:20 am

There's nothing to it.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri May 16, 2014 8:32 am

I think Pat White is a liar. He was a 3-star, and wasn't the style of qb we wanted. The thought that a booster or bag man would offer a QB we weren't really hot on a corvette is silly. Further, even though he wanted to stay in state, he went to WVa?

Henry comes from a middle class family, and he is on a full scholarship. The thought that his family couldn't get a new Dodge for him with a 72 month loan is silly. And if he takes a Federal Student Loan, he could pay for it himself. And Henry has been on campus for 2 years - but now a booster gives him a car? It's not like he's even been the premiere back...
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Post by hedge » Fri May 16, 2014 9:26 am

I was fixin to say, look at the houses and cars in the background. If that is parked in front of his house, it's not suspicious at all that his fambly could afford that car. The garish color is an eyesore, yes, but that's a different issue...
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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri May 16, 2014 10:14 am

Pat White, as a 3-star hs QB never took an official visit to Bama, but when the asst coach under Shula talked to him, he told him that he would be moved from QB to another position at Bama?

And Shula or whomever offered him a vette? Yeah, White has taken too many hits to the head in the CFL.
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Post by bluetick » Fri May 16, 2014 10:28 am

That young man surely must have received too many blows to the head. Also,

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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri May 16, 2014 10:53 am

I was a two - star lineman. Tennessee offered me my own jet and a cool billion. I turned 'em down, though.
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Post by bluetick » Fri May 16, 2014 12:41 pm

If by 'jet' you meant a Moon Pie and by 'a cool billion' you meant a Royal Crown cola....meh, both parties fared well in that exchange.
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Post by eCat » Fri May 16, 2014 12:57 pm

Wes Welker hit it big at the Kentucky Derby and won $57K.

On the way out he was passing out $100 dollar bills to strangers and gave away several thousand dollars.

Turns out now that Churchill Downs overpaid Welker by $14K (how does that happen?) and they want it back.

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Post by hedge » Fri May 16, 2014 1:11 pm

He's a wee one...
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Post by aTm » Fri May 16, 2014 1:33 pm

There's almost no way in hell Id be inclined to pay back a racetrack coming back to give them thousands of dollars back unless it was the very simplest of fucking wagers. Fuck you, I can't calculate the complicated ass odds anyway, why should I believe you're correct now as opposed to when you paid me some magical number you pulled out of a machine in the first place?
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Post by eCat » Fri May 16, 2014 1:44 pm

I guess that's why they went public with it - the hit to their competence is worth the public shame they think it will bring Welker if he doesn't give the money back

because if they just made a phone call to him, he would have told them to fuck off
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Fri May 16, 2014 1:50 pm

The only public shame Welker will have is if he pays it back...
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri May 16, 2014 4:27 pm

Fuck them.

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri May 23, 2014 1:33 pm

If it's on the Internet it must be true. Even if it isn't.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri May 23, 2014 3:04 pm

Male?? You noticed!!

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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Mon May 26, 2014 7:05 am


I don't even see how that happens. Isn't there some review before a lawsuit can be put into process?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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