La Salle Explorers

[eCat]

the ole tick on the ball sack delimma

better than the asshole

[Jungle Rat]

It's not like you need it. I'm more concerned as to why you were naked in the woods with Cub Scouts.

[Saint]

the ole tick on the ball sack delimma

better than the asshole

yes, because you can see it. Although my eyes are so bad now, I was having a hard time getting the white-hot tweezers on the tick and not my sack. it took 3-4 times before I did it without searing pain.

[Jungle Rat]

Dumbass

[10ac]

It's just a tick. Pull it off and forget about it.

[Saint]

I did but my nutsack hasn't. there's a crusty welt where the head is still embedded that's getting bigger. that coupled with my lunch of asparagus has made pissing an unpleasant experience today.

[Bklyn]

Where's your fancy newspaper covered Obamacare? Isn't this easily solved?

[Jungle Rat]

Saint is the next Floater. Soon he'll be making toast in the microwave.

[eCat]

I did but my nutsack hasn't. there's a crusty welt where the head is still embedded that's getting bigger. that coupled with my lunch of asparagus has made pissing an unpleasant experience today.

I don't play when it comes to my nuts. I'd have my lady doctor looking at them, holding them, examining them up close and personal

[hedge]

So back up bitch b/c I'm strugglin'
Just get on yo knees and then start jugglin'
These motherfuckin nuts in yo mouf
It's me, Warren G, the nigga with the clout!

[Bklyn]

Man, I haven't seen a Warren G quote in about 15 years, or more. Well done.

I make sure all my doctors are women. I'm just more comfortable with the ball juggling and prostate fondling (which I've been able to avoid so far, thank God) happening with a woman. An Asian woman with tiny hands, preferably.

[eCat]

Man, I haven't seen a Warren G quote in about 15 years, or more. Well done.

I make sure all my doctors are women. I'm just more comfortable with the ball juggling and prostate fondling (which I've been able to avoid so far, thank God) happening with a woman. An Asian woman with tiny hands, preferably.

prostate twice now by my woman doctor. She leans forward over your shoulder when she does it - like a burglar cracking a safe

[Bklyn]

LOL. Post of the day. Your quips will get you in the Hall one day.

[aTm]

I wonder if Warren G secretly regrets the song Regulate because he comes off like a little bitch.

[Dave23]

Nate Dogg has no such regrets.

[aTm]

Nate Dogg scorecard-
Out looking for Warren G
Sees car full of girls
Looks so good horny girls wreck their car
Finds Warren G
Lays them busters down
makes bodies turn cold
Leads Warren back to the girls
Gets told he looks real nice
Asked for a ride

Warren G scorecard-
Looks for some skirts, finds none
Actively umps into a dice game with some not so nice guys
Gets jacked
Breaks his self
Whines about it
Pontificates
Gets rescued by Nate
Follows Nate around while he sets up the hookup

[Jungle Rat]

I get a boner regardless if the doc holding my nuts is male or female. They just like to be touched.

[Bklyn]

That's very David Bowie of you.

Excellent job aTm. Excellent job.

[sardis]

Fortunately, I have a young female physician checking me. Unfortunately, she insists on wearing rubber gloves...

[crashcourse]

found a tic on my ass cheek today in the shower felt this bump --cut my front yard yesterday must be when I got it. probalby burrowed for almost a day.

fuckin tics