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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Thu May 01, 2014 9:17 am

I'm pretty sure those are high school kids, meaning that, technically, any show of tit would be considered kiddie porn. But I'm glad to see the utter lack of concern for such a detail as that...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crashcourse » Thu May 01, 2014 9:18 am

ah fuck it i'm clickin

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Post by hedge » Thu May 01, 2014 9:20 am

I guess I was kinda thinking that a nostalgic trip back to the carefree days of youth might be appreciated in here, but I guess I should've expected "where's the tit??" as the only response...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crashcourse » Thu May 01, 2014 9:33 am

a nostalgic trip back to the carefree days of youth?

wheres the titties was all I thought about then. I as judge rieinhold in the bathroom all the time

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Thu May 01, 2014 9:39 am

EFZ
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Thu May 01, 2014 11:07 am

I still am Judge Reinhold in the bathroom all the time.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Thu May 01, 2014 11:14 am

I need to rewatch Zandalee, starring Judge Reinhold. A drama set in NOLA, and I'm in it! (Extra, crowd scene, FQ). I am surprised my movie career didn't take off after that.
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Post by hedge » Thu May 01, 2014 11:49 am

It did take off, straight down the toilet...
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Post by AlabamAlum » Thu May 01, 2014 11:53 am

Correct.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue May 06, 2014 11:21 am

I've become mildly obsessed with this game:

http://gabrielecirulli.github.io/2048/
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Tue May 06, 2014 11:45 am

So whats the highest number you've gotten?
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Post by hedge » Tue May 06, 2014 11:47 am

I've gotten 2048 a couple of times, the game stops when you get it to announce that you've "won", but you can keep playing. I got up to 24,000+ one time (points, not number - I've never doubled the 2048 or even close)...
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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue May 06, 2014 3:20 pm

2320 the one time I played it.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue May 06, 2014 3:38 pm

It doesn't take long to get the hang of it....
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue May 06, 2014 8:21 pm

That's probably what you said after the 3rd time you gave head for smack.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Wed May 07, 2014 8:08 am

I have to admit, that's one of your better quips in awhile, but I'm not sure if it speaks to the quality of the quip or the relative decrepitude of your usual ones...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed May 07, 2014 8:36 am

Suck it Fish Boy.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Owlman » Thu May 08, 2014 3:17 pm

The teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class "what do you want to be when you grow up?"

Little Billy says: "I wanna be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, get me the finest bitch, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, and an Infinite Visa Card, while banging her three times a day."

The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from Little Billy, decides not to acknowledge what he as said. She simply tries to continue with the lesson. "And how about you Dolores?"

"I want to be Billy's bitch!"
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Fri May 09, 2014 10:03 am

Article about some restaurant in Brooklyn. Read the first 3 paragraphs, then scroll down to the 4th comment (after the article) by Seyo. That guy would fit in nicely in here...

http://ny.eater.com/archives/2014/04/re ... bertas.php
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Fri May 09, 2014 10:09 am

reminds of the kinds of rants Crow would go on, but over something like Aquaman versus The Hawk
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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