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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Owlman » Mon Apr 28, 2014 8:28 pm

TEXT to the WRONG PERSON:

I don't have time to pick up the Vaseline. Still have some KY intense in the bottom drawer.

MOM?!?!

Sorry. That was supposed to go to your Dad. We going to have some fun tonight. :)

OMG. That's disgusting!!!!!! I'm staying at Ashlee's tonight!!!!

Whatever. Just more fun for us! :)
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Owlman » Mon Apr 28, 2014 8:33 pm

More Text to the Wrong Person:

Nawww man, I'll win dis bet, imma be in Alis pants by end of break.

Check your phone. This is Ali, damn you! I would call off that bet cuz that ain't happening!

Oh man, my bad, now I'm down 200$

You thought I was that easy that you bet 200!

Uhhhhhhh....

Fine, I'll do it, I get half
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by bluetick » Tue Apr 29, 2014 10:54 am

2. Alaska

Interesting list.

Cousin settled in Fairbanks after graduating UT (4.0) in '76. Former city finance director and one of the most acclaimed Dungeons and Dragon-ers on the planet from what I've heard. His love for Alaska is fierce.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Tue Apr 29, 2014 11:01 am

I'd like to know what is going on in Kentucky that put them that high
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Apr 29, 2014 11:26 am

I think that one was based more on genetics than sociology...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by bluetick » Tue Apr 29, 2014 11:45 am

The parts of KY I'm familiar with....I wouldn't associate with that list.

although they do like to dress up their pets
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Tue Apr 29, 2014 11:57 am

I think Louisville has a comic-con and million man lan so those events might get Kentucky under consideration
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crotch » Tue Apr 29, 2014 11:58 am

eCat wrote:I'd like to know what is going on in Kentucky that put them that high
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7. KENTUCKY

Overall, the South is an unfriendly place for nerds. About as close as they can get is Kentucky, which loves comic books (2nd) and Magic: The Gathering (3rd). The Bluegrass State loathes Lord of the Rings (44th), but compensates for it with its instense love for Star Wars (5th) and Harry Potter (6th). This nerd sanctuary also has some of the most star-studded comic conventions in the country.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Wed Apr 30, 2014 1:48 pm

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Wed Apr 30, 2014 7:06 pm

The starting pic of the women made me click it.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:34 pm

duh...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Wed Apr 30, 2014 11:19 pm

Yeah, but the rest bored me...unless one of the girls was an offspring of hedge's MIF.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Wed Apr 30, 2014 11:26 pm

I was hoping someone would lose their top
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Wed Apr 30, 2014 11:32 pm

still don't know why that was worth posting. the chicks were sort of hot but I wouldn't have wasted 5 min. if I knew there wouldn't be a titty payoff in it.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu May 01, 2014 8:12 am

Hedge sucks.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Thu May 01, 2014 8:53 am

Agreed.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Thu May 01, 2014 9:09 am

Another victory for me...

I should've told ya''ll to fast forward to the last minute or two, I agree that watching the guys jump in was boring. The main thing was at the 4:25 mark when the girl jumped in and hit the water on her back (not shown, but you could tell by her trajectory that's what happened) and then her gasping for air in the water...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Thu May 01, 2014 9:10 am

You're not paying attention. Titties hedge. Titties.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by BigRedMan » Thu May 01, 2014 9:16 am

I say ban the fuck out of Hedge
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crashcourse » Thu May 01, 2014 9:17 am

glad I read the posts after it. saved me 5 minutes
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