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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Wed Apr 30, 2014 4:13 pm

He has caviar taste on a WalMark budget...
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Re: College Football

Post by Saint » Wed Apr 30, 2014 4:15 pm

How many people have ever been busted for stealing Burger King Pepsi by putting it in a ketchup cup?

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Post by Saint » Wed Apr 30, 2014 4:15 pm

And isn't a ketchup cup one of those little paper things the fried seafood places use for tartar sauce?

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Post by hedge » Wed Apr 30, 2014 4:31 pm

So you asked a question and then asked about the definition of the main thing in your first question? Really?
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Post by hedge » Wed Apr 30, 2014 4:32 pm

How much pepsi can you steal in one of those paper containers? An ounce? When you count the fizz, it's even less than that. Is that even stealing?
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Re: College Football

Post by Saint » Wed Apr 30, 2014 5:26 pm

Should have I asked both questions in the same post?

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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Wed Apr 30, 2014 11:28 pm

I am physically numb from reading those last 5 posts.

The sad thing is I can only imagine what your conversations are like when you don't have to type it out
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Re: College Football

Post by Saint » Wed Apr 30, 2014 11:33 pm

You know you thought about my question in the first of those 5 posts.

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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Wed Apr 30, 2014 11:45 pm

I took a nap at 8:00 tonight and now I'm wide awake.

I ain't gonna be worth a shit in the morning
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Thu May 01, 2014 8:59 am

"The sad thing is I can only imagine what your conversations are like when you don't have to type it out"

Somewhat like the conversation b/w the redheaded twins in Fast Times at Ridgemont High, except more adversarial...
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Re: College Football

Post by Bklyn » Thu May 01, 2014 9:00 am

eCat wrote:I took a nap at 8:00 tonight and now I'm wide awake.

I ain't gonna be worth a shit in the morning
Too easy...
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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Thu May 01, 2014 9:01 am

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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Thu May 01, 2014 9:02 am

Actually, Stu is more like Judge Reinhold in that scene...
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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Thu May 01, 2014 10:36 am

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Thu May 01, 2014 11:51 am

That never gets old...
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Re: College Football

Post by Saint » Thu May 01, 2014 2:58 pm

I get a black screen when I click on that link

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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Thu May 01, 2014 3:21 pm

that's ok, its at your expense
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Thu May 01, 2014 3:22 pm

that's ok, its at your expense


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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: College Football

Post by Saint » Thu May 01, 2014 3:25 pm

But I feel as though I've been glo-ri-fied.

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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Thu May 01, 2014 5:43 pm

More like glory holed...
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