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Re: Baseball

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Apr 22, 2014 10:26 am

His only problem is he cant hit.

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Post by hedge » Tue Apr 22, 2014 10:53 am

You'd let him hit it...
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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Apr 22, 2014 1:56 pm

Hitler liked the SS, too. What are you? A Nazi??
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Post by sardis » Tue Apr 22, 2014 3:56 pm

"He also once caught a fly ball on the warning track while playing SS in the minors."

Were the outfielders special olympians or something? This kind of reminds me of the David Thompson grabbing a quarter off the top of the backboard story.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Apr 22, 2014 10:02 pm

Pirate fans crack me up. All 1200 of them in attendance by the bottom of the 1st chanting Cueto even made him laugh. Seems they still think they made him drop a ball on the mound last playoff play in game. He then proceeded to beat them once again. Soundly. Just another complete game. Night.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Apr 22, 2014 10:17 pm

Albert hits #500. ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz...........

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Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Apr 24, 2014 7:06 pm

That has got to be the dumbest Yankee of all time.

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Post by eCat » Fri Apr 25, 2014 1:30 pm

every adult who catches a ball at a ball park should do this

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Apr 25, 2014 1:46 pm

I've done it twice in the past 10 years. One was a foul ball I snagged & gave to a kid behind me a bit younger. The other I ripped out of some idiot cardinal fans hand who pushed a kid out of the way to get the ball. He wanted to fight but after I gave the ball to the kid he had no chance.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Apr 25, 2014 2:25 pm

I either do that or throw it back - Cubs style- if it's a dinger I catch in the outfield stands.
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Post by eCat » Fri Apr 25, 2014 2:27 pm

I've only caught one in my life.

There weren't any kids around us.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by aTm » Fri Apr 25, 2014 2:35 pm

I have one too, my girlfriend at the time was probably the youngest person anywhere around us. Not that I would feel guilty, fuck that hypothetical kid, I got the ball.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Apr 25, 2014 2:40 pm

Is aTm saying his girlfriend is 7-years-old?
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Post by aTm » Fri Apr 25, 2014 2:49 pm

I was only 20 at the time, so that's only a difference of 13 years.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Apr 25, 2014 2:52 pm

Mississippi just made you an honorary citizen.
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Re: Baseball

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Apr 25, 2014 3:00 pm

eCat wrote:I've only caught one in my life.

There weren't any kids around us.
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Re: Baseball

Post by Bklyn » Fri Apr 25, 2014 4:40 pm

Hilarious string.
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