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Re: College Football

Post by 10ac » Fri Apr 18, 2014 1:55 pm

Shoulda popped a cap in that ass.

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Post by hedge » Fri Apr 18, 2014 2:36 pm

From the article:

"As we painstakingly considered where to live, my wife fielded off-putting warnings about Hartford from well-meaning friends: “You know what they say when you cross the line...”"

What do they say when you cross the line?
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Re: College Football

Post by Bklyn » Fri Apr 18, 2014 11:11 pm

Once you go Black neighborhood, you lose a bit of your civil rights, your chance at persistent property value increases, decent public schools or good sushi.

I'm paraphrasing.
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Post by hedge » Sat Apr 19, 2014 9:20 am

I can live with all of that. Except the lack of good sushi...
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Post by AlabamAlum » Sat Apr 19, 2014 9:41 am

Zac Efron recently got into a thing in a bad area of LA. He said he was looking for sushi. Friends, cops don't seem to believe him.

http://www.tmz.com/2014/03/28/zac-efron ... ab-attack/
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Post by AlabamAlum » Sat Apr 19, 2014 9:43 am

I hear Skid Row, after midnight, during the week, is the place to go for great sushi.
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Post by hedge » Sat Apr 19, 2014 10:46 am

"I'll have two crack rolls, please"...
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Post by sardis » Sat Apr 19, 2014 11:44 am

Bklyn wrote:As an example...

http://www.theatlantic.com/national/arc ... ay/360615/

(well done article that is not quite indicting of police, but showcases a lot of the struggles from a racial perspective...the thing is, those who should read it probably won't because it deals with race)
I married a West Hartford girl. Her family are more racist than anyone I've met in the South.

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Post by hedge » Sun Apr 20, 2014 9:54 am

What's the old saw about the difference b/w northern and southern racism? In the south they hate the race but love the individual, in the north they love the race but hate the individual. Something like that...
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Post by aTm » Sun Apr 20, 2014 11:31 am

In West Hartford they love the race, but hate the snow shovelers.
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Post by hedge » Sun Apr 20, 2014 1:01 pm

Can a cop arrest somebody out of their jurisdiction? Maybe neighboring jurisdictions have some kind of agreements with each other in case somebody is speeding and crosses the town line before the cop can stop him. But the first thing that stood out to me was that the guy wasn't even a cop of that township (or whatever you call the jurisdiction area). I would've told the guy to fuck off and go back to his own town if he wanted to harass some citizens...
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Post by crotch » Sun Apr 20, 2014 1:33 pm

Yes they can.... You can even make a 'citizen's arrest' like Goober did on Barney, but I wouldn't advise it especially if the guy is much bigger than you. :lol:

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Post by crotch » Sun Apr 20, 2014 1:37 pm

Hedge.... just make sure you don't resist an arrest like this guy

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Re: College Football

Post by Bklyn » Mon Apr 21, 2014 3:09 pm

hedge wrote:What's the old saw about the difference b/w northern and southern racism? In the south they hate the race but love the individual, in the north they love the race but hate the individual. Something like that...
Heh...yep.
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Re: College Football

Post by crashcourse » Thu Apr 24, 2014 9:08 am

nfl schedule released yesterday

greenbay at settle to open the season
denver hosts indy for the first sunday night game
brady manning part 20 something in november
thanksgiving has seattle sanfrancisco

vegas has seattle as a 5 point favorite opening night and denver over indy by 7

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Apr 25, 2014 3:34 pm

10 years from now College Football will outrank the NFL in total profits and interest once they start paying players.

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Post by Bklyn » Wed Apr 30, 2014 1:32 pm

Yes, he is still just a kid...but some things are just stupid. Really, Winston? Really? Just sit on your hands for 12 months and get your money. Why?

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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Wed Apr 30, 2014 2:43 pm

he's already used up his get out of jail card.

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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Wed Apr 30, 2014 3:40 pm

Somebody posted that in the football forum, rickert asked where does one hide crab legs, I replied "In his pants, that way if he gets caught, he can say, 'Naw, I got them crabs from that girl I raped"...
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Re: College Football

Post by sardis » Wed Apr 30, 2014 4:03 pm

If you're hungry, why crab legs? That don't fill you up.

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