La Salle Explorers

[hedge]

Are you saying she actually straddled you while she was cleaning your teeth?

[eCat]

Are you saying she actually straddled you while she was cleaning your teeth?

well your leg - not your crotch, but at 19, having a 21 year old (and I remember her being hot then) rub her puss up and down your leg was good stuff. Especially for getting your teeth cleaned.

[eCat]

I just texted my friend over it . We haven't talked about that in probably 20 years. He's getting a good laugh off it.

[Dave23]

The aisle seats have a problem, too: there is always some dude or old, fat woman who puts ass or crotch in your face so that they can spend 20 minutes trying to jam a bag into the overhead bin.

and the beverage cart knocks the shit out of your shoulder

knee

[sardis]

she hasn't aged well - keep in mind she was maybe at the most 21 back then



she's probably be aghast knowing I'm telling stories about her dry humping me at the dentist office.

She looks like she needs to go see a dentist.

I guess it's true what they say, "The cobbler's son has no shoes."

[Jungle Rat]

The jokes were pretty good.

[Jungle Rat]

Just wanted you to know that.

[Bklyn]

Funny jokes

Fucked a few stewardesses in my day and I only do window seats (bc I sleep on planes)...but those two revelations have no relation to each other

I wish my female dentist assistant humped my leg when I was a teen. At that age, all women under 25 were hot enough

[eCat]

I was telling a guy at work who is my age and he told me the dental assistant a couple of months ago kept rubbing up against his hand as he was holding the ends of the arm rests. The first time he moved his hand, afterwards he said he stopped so she kept going.

This must be more common than I thought.

His wife made him switch dentists.

I can't sleep on a plane. Every time I try I dream the plane is crashing and I wake up in terror (I screamed once to the dissatisfaction of an elderly couple next to me)

[sardis]

Why would he tell his wife?

I am a window guy cause I can sleep a little and don't have to be disturbed when someone has to go to the bathroom.

[hedge]

" I dream the plane is crashing and I wake up in terror"

I see now that your "IIIIEEEE, IRON BIRD! IRON BIRD!!!" post wasn't just a humorous quip, but rather came from a deeper, more terrifying part of your soul. At least that time you got to use Ben Franklin as your proxy...

[eCat]

I used to be a terrified flyer. I'd sit there and listen for every sound , watch the stewardess for signs of panic in her face and never unbuckle my seat belt even if it was a 4 or more hour flight.

Now after years of flying I don't even think about it but I admit I still count how many rows I am from the exit and look for people who will get in my way between me and the exit.

[hedge]

I used to feel that way about spiders. I'm glad it was spiders and not flying...

[Jungle Rat]

I always listened to the pilots on my headphones whenever I flew United. Of course this was pre 2001. I've probably only flown 10 times since then.

[crashcourse]

I did pelvic exams while I was in the military

always had a champerone becuase there were a few occasions where women would grind against your fingers when you did the bimanual. takes all kinds I guess--dont know how women could get wet after I shoved a speculum in looking for cervix

[Owlman]

I did pelvic exams while I was in the military

always had a champerone becuase there were a few occasions where women would grind against your fingers when you did the bimanual. takes all kinds I guess--dont know how women could get wet after I shoved a speculum in looking for cervix

They like you before the pelvic exam so their response is colored by that. Patients thought the chaperone was there for their protection, but they are mistaken. The chaperone was for my protection.

[AlabamAlum]

ATM, Spacer - I have a meeting with a healthcare CEO in Denton, TX the first week of May. How far is that from you?

[Jungle Rat]

Not far enough

[Jungle Rat]

E. You ever been here?
http://artentertainments.com/breathtaki ... gGiH1wzpiD

[eCat]

E. You ever been here?
http://artentertainments.com/breathtaki ... gGiH1wzpiD

no but two weeks ago we talked about planning a trip there. We found it on the GPS. You can only get to it by boat since its private land its moored on.